Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Entre-nous, it’s very true,’
The room temperature is higher than my IQ!
But they like me more than Gerard Diepardieu!
How did this happen? I don’t have a clue!

Just a bad headspace rn

So I’ll just lie alone and wait for the dream
Where I’m NOT UGLY, and you’re looking at me.

Capitalism wants lighting to strike in the same place twice. They’re always looking for another YouTube, another Oracle, another Star Wars, etc; they want a predictable moneymaker to yield the same ROI as the original, which raked in that much *because* it wasn’t expected. Maybe this is just my reaction to stuff on Hellbird, but it feels like with both NFTs then AI the capitalists are trying to make lightning to strike in the same place twice by simply *insisting* that it is.

I had to correct two mistakes where I’d transposed numbers to get a different account. Then I had to correct for two mistakes which turned out to be stuff my coworker had mistyped; once I found that it wasn’t *my* mistake, the feeling of Getting Everything Wrong eased up and the world wasn’t even half as terrible. Now that I’m past that I feel really drained.

I don't in fact want to work temp job, check email on break to see when my next interview might be, then go to the Apple store, then possibly call my parents. I *want* to draw, nap, and have lurid little pointless fantasies, but realistically, that was probably going to be a lot less drawing/napping/lurid fantasizing than I hope, so eh.

and I gathered up a generous mittenful of the deadly
YELLOW SNOW
the deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go
whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals
and rubbed it into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
hitherto unknown to the people of this area
but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it comes now
the vigorous circular motion
rub it!

so now I'm wondering whether the fondness for basically huge shitposts with brilliant instrumentals mean Mozart would've *loved* collaborating with Frank Zappa, or whether they'd have hated each other

"you mean the entire movie is just him eating burritos?"
"not JUST him eating burritos. He talks about 8 Deer Jaguar Claw and eats burritos. AND he drinks a Tamarindo!"

Indiana Jones and the Burritos Al Pastor con Salsa Caliente y Uno Tamarindo

Indiana Jones and the Shawarma of Strife

(starts in South America 1936 with the Gorditas of Gold)

Indiana Jones and the Holes of Glory

When it comes time for my life to flash before my eyes, one last movie, I know the plot’s going to be rambling and incoherent, there won’t be enough musical numbers, and the fight choreography could be a lot better, but at least I did all my own stunts.

When you’re10, 30 minutes of adult upset at you is .0006% of your entire life. If you’re 8 it’s .0007% of your life. And by the time you’re even 16 that 30 minutes of bowel knotting teeth clenching self hate instilling misery is a mere .0004% maybe. I did the math; the sheer immediacy will slam you if nothing else, it’ll leave damage that takes decades to revise.

okay, job applications done, set up appointment to talk to Apple store tomorrow, put aside money for phone and did some window shopping, gonna grab a walk to deal with the feelings of really wanting to hurt someone

fill in the blank

_______, _______, _______, _______, Ah'm beggin you please don't take mah man.

Okay this isn’t an insta favorite but it’s a solid album!

@Kyresti it’s SUCH a good album.

Okay trying out the 2021 Rob Zombie album. This seems like appropriate apply payments music.

*spongebob voice* minutes later

Why did nobody tell me there was a song about a ghost train on this thing?

NIN: what if I smoked some cloves and whined about the last time I got laid

ROB ZOMBIE: what if I read some Berni Wrightson comics and watched a batch of The Munsters while really high from the fumes after airbrushing garage kits