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fine, it's time for Metallica's BEST song

(lest you were wondering, I'm using 4d6 minus lowest)

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OH FUCK YES RANGER OR BARBARIAN the dump stat varies depending on which

coyote sing along hour, Metallica, all caps 

AND THE EARTH BECOMES MY THRONE
I ADAPT TO THE UNKNOWN
UNDER WANDERING STARS I'VE GROWN
BY MYSELF BUT NOT ALONE
I ASK NO-ONE!

* guitar solo *
* leaps across the horrifying void to board the Githyanki astral yacht, +3/+5 vs fire using longsword gleaming *
* promptly rolls an 8 *

okay, it's time for Master of Puppets

and you know what THAT means right?

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Darn, not quite good enough for ranger, but I bet this'd make an awesome magic-user, cleric or multiclassed thief

trying to convince the organizers of a spiritual retreat that a drum circle with playing hackey sack is a ritual about sea otters given the game's mythic associations with Santa Cruz

@Oneironott EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

*rolls on the ground*

CW food photo

Cold sesame noodles, but not nearly enough of them!

oh look, it's a video with annoying high pitched noises, and also there's a fox squeaking in it.

@GoodNewsGreyShoes tried thumbnailing that and earlier in the process from the front, and the latter works I think.

This time I slept for 6 hours pretty much before waking up to use the bathroom but, sadly, that coincided with a garbage pickup, so I was pretty awake.

@GoodNewsGreyShoes Thank you! I just worry the main action (orc goes right over dwarf's back) doesn't "read" and I should have used a different angle.

coyote sing along hour, Gwar lyrics, offensive to pretty much everyone 

covered in shit is all you desire!
mystical gateway swirling with fire!
we'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge,
it's a Gate to the Plane of Fudge!

ever since I found you
I still just piss on the ground
now I know that I can use you
I gotta stop fucking around!
if you want shit, baby I got shit!
on that you can depend!
I'll pump your hump! Your fucking stump!
My crappy, crap-caked friend!

THE PORTAL POTTY!
A gift from the gods!
let us pay tribute and bury our wads!
I think you know what it's all about,
just jiggle the handle! And see what comes out!

@frost I *think* it's Joermungandr, but I swear the spelling on it always throws *me* off in ways other stuff like say "Hlidskalf" or "Breidablik" don't. They're like the most difficult name in Norse mythology.

Anyway, you'd need a huge suitably Scandinavian named couch for watching apocalypse reruns, you were just at Ikea, did you see one?

as my last real creative thing this weekend I tried out a recipe for sesame cold noodles. Which turned out great (it'd be hard to mess up sesame cold noodles)!

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