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* “Jungle Boogie”
* LA traffic noises

“that’s the thing about Europe, the little differences. You know what they call the Pound Puppies in Paris?”
“they don’t call ‘em Pound Puppies?”
“no man, they got the metric system. They don’t know what the fuck a Pound Puppy is. They call ‘em Les Pitous.”
“Les Pitous. *laughs* What do they call the Care Bears?”
“Les Ours Affecteux.”
“What do they call My Little Ponies?”
“I dunno, man, I didn’t go into JouéClub.”

Anyway rather than obsess about where I fail as an artist here are yesterdays

*puts on Juno Reactor*
oh yeah, it's the part of the movie where Keanu fights that dude with his hacker gong fu, and he's like WHOA.

Things you can sing in place of “My Little Pony”; “Coppergate helmet”

… Sutton Hoo/Gjermandbu helmet also works.

"Gawthim Sowdiuhs! Go, kill da wabbit!"
* scything clicking noises *

gettin' really into this Dark Crystal soundtrack by shouting TRIAL BY STONE! SKRREEEEEEE! and hitting my coffee cup with a pen so it makes a pleasing clang.

@frost hey I’m reading the Elder Edda (not anything derived from it) for the first time actually and just got to the bit about Skoll and Hati eating the sun and moon!

“Ah! Poirot does not, ‘ow you say it, French kiss; ‘e only offers BELGIAN kisses. And, as well, Poirot can offer mustache rides.”

DNI meaning DeoxyNucleic Information, equivalent to RNI, which comes in two forms, mRNI or messenger ribonucleic information, and tRNI, too much ribonucleic information.

“Shea butter,” so called after the late Shea Guevara, is what truly committed Communists put on pancakes.

nervousness here and there tearing into me.

putting garlic in the hot cross buns to make them extra effective against vampires

coyote sing along lyrics, all caps 

SURELY THOU HAD LITTLE VALUE
WHEN THE SKILLFUL ILMARINEN
FIRST OF ALL THE IRON WORKERS
BROUGHT THEE FROM THE BLACKENED SWAMPLAND
TOOK THEE TO HIS ANCIENT SMITHY

gettin' rid of all the hametz in the house through the simple expedient of trying to EAT it all before Pesach

including my housemate's hot cross buns what she can't have that many of, lest they spike her blood sugar.

naw, I'm not going to be especially orthodox about it. AGAIN this year. Maybe next year...

coyote sing along hour 

All the things I have left to lose will someday be gone too
Back into annihilation
All things will fade, maybe it’s better off this way
I wish you’d stay with me
How lucky I ever was to see
The way that you smiled at me
Your little moon face shining bright at me
One day soon, there’ll be nothing left of you and me

It’s not “the inmates are running the asylum” so much as “the inmates bought the asylum, took over writing the DSM, got rid of all the recreational facilities and most of the beds, since Tuesday we’ve been unsure whether they’re reinstating shock treatment, and also the asylum now costs a lot more.”

consider;

Spongebob Squarepants is a fictional utopia where main characters have enough leisure to play saxophone

Star Trek the Next Generation is a fictional utopia where main characters have enough leisure to play trombone

therefore;

there is a jazz crossover episode

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