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Play an accursed hybrid born from the union of a decadent sadist dark elf and a bestial hyena-anthro mercenary! Otherwise known as a “droll”!

Uspol basics; I’m pissed off AGAIN. If I survive this nightmare I really hope there’s a lot of review, change and transparency policies.

Reading Realmslore, doodling, listening to Danheim.

I remain disappointed that champions of Sune are “Heartwarders” rather than “Purple-Helmed Love Warriors.” Presumably because the setting already has Cormyr’s Purple Dragons and it’d get confusing.

*koff koff*

Look I know it’s Weird Al and he’s pretty awesome but “Jurassic Park” includes the lyrics “someone let T. rex out of his pen,” and there’s no need to misgender fictional theropods like that.

I ate too much even by ate too much standards.

Walked around the forest for a bit. Now at Soo’s Mongolian Barbecue. Confronted with all-you-can-eat lamb, coyote’s IQ plunges dramatically. Not to mention the option of dousing everything in hot oil or loading up on cilantro.

The Naughty Thor!

This ish; now shall VOLSTAGG the EMORMOUS learn the MIGHT of mine URU HAMMER.

if there's spambots and spam email and so on, why are there no corresponding teriyaki sauce emails, stinky pickle bots, and the like?

having one of those times where sure, I make drawings and even sometimes paint, which is cool I guess, and nearly everyone else seems much more technically proficient/much more liked and likable/more capable of promoting themselves, figuring out what potential customers want, and grinding out work for customers without wanting to hide from responsibility in a coffeeshop somewhere.

I swear there's a way to do capitalism as "useful economic strategy which augments government programs and community to circulate wealth and offer more options" rather than as "unquestionable religious dogma which builds arbitrary monopolies while destroying lives and the future of most species on earth."

IN THE DELI
you can sail the seven seas
IN THE DELI
you can put your mind at ease

Takoyaki are basically trafe gefilte fish send toot.

woo hoo I’m at Safeway helping my housemate cause their car conked out and so far I’ve held impulse spending down to some dairy free yogurt and a coupla portobello mushrooms

intpol 

@thefishcrow hey I know you were skeeved about the fucking fundies trying to screw with this, but apparently Ireland repealed their 8th Amendment, so we have good news I think?

uspol 

also, any president WHO THEORETICALLY IS A PARENT and yet just frankly BLURTS IT OUT that he doesn't consider kids innocent when they're in the country illegally? I'm sorry but that's not a president, that's not a parent, that's not even someone who hates kids, that's a worthless fuck who should not be in charge of a broom closet. I'd almost feel sorry for his kids coming from something like that, but they're colostomy bags.

MORE uspol hate 

AGAIN imo the biggest problems with race in America are that we love thinking the problem is just an asswipe dropping n-bombs, but for every one of him there's 50 people who think a coal terminal in Oakland is an awesome idea, and 500 people CHOOSING THE BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB but never noticing the chance of that being a Black dude is much slimmer.

and when the asswipe with the n-bombs is a warrior saint - I mean a policeman - or an ENTREPRENEUR suddenly it's cool.

uspol, HATE! 

these are the same assholes who greeted my great grandparents with sweatshops and ghettos, who collaborated with fucking Nazis and got them safety when my Grampa was walking his beat, who fought for segregation and terrible minimum wages when my Dad was a young idealist, who turned our country to shit when I was a kid in Georgia.

They haven't gotten better since. Idk what the world will look like if I last into my 90s, but they'll be the same classist, racist, misogynist theocrats.

hey kids, let's listen to the DKs and fantasize about being able to actually DO SOMETHING.

story time; fencing 

I was thinking about it today, because I was thinking of how fencing as a sport has some of the anonymous comfort a friend's mentioned about fursuiting.

It's much harder to judge someone based on their face when suited up. That's appealing now, but it must've been huge at some level to a scrawny, pasty teen with bad pimples convinced they were the ugliest thing in the world. I lucked into the best possible sport for me at that time.

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