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uspol vent 

the same Administration that regularly pulls stuff on Fridays to fuck with us emotionally and which does big upsetting things as distractions from other policy tampering (f'rex, separating children from their families at the border while pushing tax reform/fisheries reform/Keystone XL/cutting SNAP/etc) mourns that someone might MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE IN THEIR PERSONAL SPACE

and either they're that privileged or more likely they're intentionally doing DARVO, either makes me hate them.

twitter conversation, attempt at humor, references violence 

coyote: "This Norsemen show is actually really good. I wish I had started watching it sooner."

other coyote: "NORSE SHOW!
IT'S THE NORSE SHOW!
with special guest star Yarislav the Lame! Let's all give him a big hand and not the blood eagle!
NORSE SHOW!
ON THE NOOOORSE SHOW TONIGHT!
WOULD YOU KNOW MORE?"

okay so; I figure if I wind up out of work after a certain point I should pursue further training. Which of these three do you think would be a good fit for my abilities and have an okay number of job opportunities?

* a guard card
* forklift certification
* CAD certification

as always I would like to know what insidious demon could break into my insecure job site login (must have 12+ upper and lowercase letters, numbers) and apply for jobs for me. I mean are they a service?

Heck, could I apply other people to jobs for a small fee? Is there an app where you do that, "Crappr" or something like that?

song lyrics 

when they kick at your front door, how you gonna come?
with your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun?
when the law break in, how you gonna go?
shot down on the pavement or waiting in death row?

I couldn’t sleep for shit, and Starbucks was open so I drew furry pinup art and . CW for nudity, skeleton

yep, tonight's definitely a let's leave Twitter alone night. Usually there's some break in the egregious for cat photos or art, tonight it's just non stop the feeling that most of us are going to die, soon, and while hating everything.

The sort of negativity which makes me want to spend the next 12 hours looking at no media less positive than I dunno, interviews with Iain McCaig and a batch of samoyed photos.

ugh, I'm actually awake because of gross nightmares and acid reflux weirdness.

Tomorrow I really should send out a batch of resumes, but I feel really tired and burned out, and just want to goof off and draw for myself more.

implausable shit I've actually done; 

as inspired by a post on Twitter this includes;

I've operated a particle accelerator, while certain I was irredeemably stupid.

I've helped erect a traditional Bedouin tent.

I was on board a research ship that discovered a sunken vessel.

I've fenced against an Olympian.

I've thrown lawn mowers off a roof.

I taught myself to draw with the hand I nearly lost in a terrible accident. (This makes more sense and is less badass when you think about it a bit.)

So today’s dumb question; if you picked a fursona for me based on facial features, what would I be? Hyena, horse, harbor seal, something else entirely?

take an ENGLISH MUFFIN

spread SANDWICH SPREAD

PLOP the ham THUSLY please

HAM?

did I say HAM?

oh gah today's Oglaf isn't me but it's TOTALLY some people I know.

uspol, venting 

You have to understand that I am NOT woke AF. I'm not organizing a co-op, I'm not in the Dakotas protesting, I'm not sitting in at a federal office, there are probably tons of actions out there which I'm not doing. I just call and petition a lot, big fuckin' whoop.

I don't want to be even THIS woke. I want to work on art, obsess about my own dumb stuff, mostly forget the US government exists, and ignore lots of terrible history. But it's 2018 and so I don't get to do that.

uspol 

left even more messages for Senators, Rep, asked them not to negotiate with terrorists; left two messages for Rep as there's another bill which weakens fisheries in the works; signed petitions.

Did I mention that they're trying to further harm SNAP benefits?

I'm so sick of this. SO sick of this. I hate being this angry. I hate it being constant. I hate having a government at war with the country (and in the case of say the EPA, DOE and NASA, its own employees).

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uspol 

oh LOOK. What they're using our outrage about their egregious treatment of immigrants and children in particular as a distraction from is not ONLY them demolishing the National Oceans Protections, not ONLY their attempt to reorganize the federal government and not ONLY Net Neutrality fights, but they're ALSO trying to push through another tax bill

I'm so sick of this constant assault. If Congress isn't Democrat controlled after November I'll try to become a citizen of somewhere else.

I feel REALLY BAD about that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark in the Well of Souls where he douses snakes with petrol and throws torches at them. I feel bad that I ever found that exciting cliffhangery. Is that weird of me?

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