Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

“I’d run for office but, I’m a furry! I have lots of skeletons in my closet, with funny anatomy.”
“Oh, like there’s really obvious anchors for an outsized crux penis?”

Cognitive dissonance at the Pilot in Weed. You can get all sorts of HIGHT TIMES IN WEED, I LOVE WEED stuff to go with your MAH GUNS AN MAH CRYING TRUCK MAKE AMERICA GREAT tees and baseball caps.

NORMALLY

me: oh man food! I love food! My IQ has just sharply plunged in the presence of food!

@earthshine: I shouldn’t eat this. It’ll make me fat. Also, Denny’s is gross.

THIS MORNING

me: it’s so good to get off the road. *daintily nibbles pancakes *
*savors eggs*
*samples bacon*

@earthshine *there is no skillet left only a decimated aching vacuum that once held cheesy potatoes *

Still kinda disappointed that the sequels to Jurassic Park weren’t Cretaceous Park, Miocene Park, Oligocene Park, etc. technically I guess you’d get Maastrichian Park or whatevs.

Made it to Redding, where nothing is open but Denny’s and they’re HOPPING. It’s like Rocky just let out!

Plan is to try getting to Yreka, Weed or something then sleep somewhere so that we’re driving through gorgeous Oregon scenery when we can actually see it.

And we’re off to Seattle! All night on top of a very long day. This might not have been my best idea.

So my new idea is that I’m now Gay Married to Jeff Sessions and will call the DOJ and let him know.

With a fur suit in good working order a man can survive for days even in the deep desert, sire.

However I found a beer so I’m okay. CW for eye contact, alcohol.

Today is going differently than I thought. If you have any ideas for how to officiate a wedding any suggestions will be considered!

#drawing finished this morning!

I don’t care if we’re in a garden, or on a crowded avenue,
Cause I only have eyes for youuuu

*a dozen eyestalks pop up, peer over shoulders*

Whassamatta kid, y’don’t like eyes?

Watch out, it’s medGOOsa! Her deadly gaze turns girls to translucent glop monsters with huge penes who get it on with her, because apparently that’s what you do when you’re a translucent glop girl.

Gonna post it on FA and get like a quintillion faves, cha-CHING! *thoughts of buying burritos dancing in tiny lovable coyote noggin*

really wanting to be told things which match my bizarre kinks, and of course nobody's around to do that.

why do BIRDS suddenly appear
every TIME you are NEAR?

a) actual avatar of long forgotten mesoamerican bird deity

b) subtle yet constant electromagnetic pulse disrupts natural navigation

c) conditional system error loops environmental effect within simulation

d) weird furry avian kink

current mood

gesturing stiffly while singing along to the version of "Close to You" from Mirrormask.

somehow I went from My Sharona to songs about toilets

HERE IT COMES BABY I'M DROPPIN' MAH LOAD!
AH'M NOT JUST UP ON IT, AH *AM* THE COMMODE!
THE POWER OF THE TOILET MUST NEVER BE ABUSED
HE MUST BE SPONGED HE MUST BE PLUNGED OR CARNAGE WILL ENSUE!
IF A DEAD SHEEP WERE TO CLOG HIM, WHO KNOWS WHAT WOULD ARISE?
MAYBE HE'D CALL THE MASTER. WOULDN'T *THAT* BE A SURPRISE?

I wanna flush like a toilet to the sea
Flush like a toilet let my spirit carry me
I wanna flush like a toilet till I'm free
whoooaaaa there's a solution

AND NOW it's the My Sharona Hour! A solid hour of nothing but My Sharona covers!

https://youtu.be/vVBLGgsw2Ao

"It's like they took this heteronormative anthem and made it so grunge it's practically about going to the Federal Way Fred Meyers in an old van, at 2 AM, to buy cigarettes, during a torrential downpour."

McCaig talks about designing Padme; about writing a story by "flipping it" like artwork, and gives the example of making a woman the main character because it's done less often; and he talks about trying to make narrative drawings based on Lucas' really sketchy initial suggestions and guesswork.

I put all this together to get; with no actual script to work with, McCaig makes some educated guesses, and "flips it," so Padme is his protagonist - which is why he focuses on designing her.