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THE SPICE EXTENDS LIFE
THE SPICE EXPANDS CONSCIOUSNESS
THE SPICE IS VITAL TO SPACE TRAVEL

Oh NOES coyote is at a Thai place with someone who’s only up to doing medium spicy, send help or dried pepper.

so tell me, how do you report a YouTube user for having an SS symbol as their user icon (rather than for having an objectionable video)? Since I can't break their goddamn ribs for them.

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

YOU!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR
LET'S START A WAR
START A NUCLEAR WAR
AT THE GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR
WAAOOOOOOH!

NOW TELL ME DO YOU
DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY?
I WANNA SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY
AT THE GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR

uspol, Judge Dredd 

Having grown up around the concept of Judge Dredd, Mega-City One, BritCit etc, it weirds me out that "SovCit" means yet *another* iteration of nauseating little right wing assholes, instead of the big city in Russia.

Given the willing collaboration with Russian attempts to undermine American elections, though, maybe it's not so different.

today in learning how to draw vehicles, I learned that tanks is a particularly advanced form of masochism, and that I am *not* doing it for customers unless they really throw money at me.

When I was a kid, Harpo was the brother I most wanted to be, but now I like and see what I consider funny and likable in all three of them.

1) It's safe to put tupperware in a dishwasher, right? I washed 2 dozen tupperware lids today on top of everything else and I am really looking forward to living any place with a dishwasher.

2) as usual upon seeing nice enough fursuits, I want one. This makes daydreaming of working for Dark Horse or Marvel look practical by comparison.

3) my parents are on the last leg of their vacation rn, in Iceland, and that sure does bring up a batch of mixed feelings.

STAR WARS HOT TAKE 

Zuckuss was actually the coolest looking bounty hunter

Cartoon (Disney) subtoot/hot takes 

2) I wish The Lion King had been stylistically more of the Just Can't Wait to be King sequence, or at least have more of the gravity-defying scenery right at the end of Be Prepared. (Okay, I also wish the plot had been less elitist/racist.)

3) Despite how much I loved Atlantis (okay yeah I seem to have an undersea/Mignola/tragic thing going on) the best Disney is still Emperor's New Groove, for stylized characters, chunky backgrounds and actually funny.

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Cartoon (Disney) subtoot/hot takes 

1) The best part of Moana is Tamatoa's sequence. I kinda wish they'd pushed the Miyazaki story elements a little more though I don't know how and failing that, a giant undersea rave would be awesome.

1a) not Disney but I wish Song of the Sea had more underwater parts. Song was a way better Mignola/Miyazaki riff! (Although the ending is horrific; afaik watching a small child be maimed and the world get far sadder and you're supposed to think it's somehow okay.)

let Juno Reactor be in Bill and Ted Face the Music

coyote sing along hour 

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine.
I walk the line.
I walk the line.
I'm already dead, I'm already dead, I'm already dead, I'm already dead,
I'm already dead, I'm already dead.

coyote sing along hour 

I wanna be Jackie Onassis!
I wanna wear a pair a dark sunglassis!
I wanna be Jackie O oh oh OH PLEASE DON'T DIE!

multiclassing optimistic, competent adult/weepy, anxious wreck

Today’s feature realizing learning how to draw complex vehicles will not be a one-day process.

Urge to say cranky shit, but I don't feel like I can ever talk about that issue, so I may as well shut the hell up. It's not like me talking would change anything.

uh anyway, it's , ask me questions about lewds or dinosaurs or something?

It's amazing how job reqs want "rockstars" when rock star implies

* someone who's up there because they seriously love making music rather than they're there to make rent

* the audience seriously adores them, and they make a pretty okay amount of money

And now sudden wakefulness. I'm not really sure what got set off, or what sort of stress is being processed and how, but I know what's been going on the last few hours is some sort of stress response.

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