Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

oh boy, crying jag in the middle of a crowded coffeeshop set off by the Steven Universe end credits music?

Apparently my mood is nowhere near as recovered as I was hoping.

I’m still *really* liking the heavyhanded morals to the Lego Movie; that “everyone is special actually” overlaps “you can build whatever *you* want, you don’t just need to play with Legos The Right Way.”

I see over on birdsite that Britain, Canada and the US are in some horrifically hurtful death spiral, terrible double standards and emotional harm is everywhere and maybe I'm doing it too, and also people still paint Citadel miniatures from the 80s (really well!), there are some really pretty fursuits, and cats remain cute (especially if they're not *my* cats, and therefore I don't need to clean up after 'em).

Okay Lego Jurassic World was better than Jurassic World.

*green/blue patterned Utahraptor with flashing blue lights *

NEW FURSONA!

So the Lego Movie is basically Interstella 5555 without the music?

Omg I’m so stoked about this movie actually being about how awesome it is to build stuff with Legos!

Omg the Lego movie is basically Zootopia

They made a Lego Indominus rex movie and MY FRIEND DOESN’T WANT TO WATCH IT. Now we are scrambling to find the Lego movie ‘cause my condition to getting to see Lego dinosaurs is apparently having to see Lego Batman first.

I miss when things were just bad like in 2015. But honestly I’d settle for dismal like 2016.

Oh gah it’s like Kato-kun’s AWESOMETUDASTIC TRIUMPH FICTION. Seriously must’a taken the kid an entire semester of detention to write this Mary Sue story. I am now relieved of any need to watch Ready Player One cause I just did basically.

Because of course none of these compelling characters with situational advantage can kill the big boss, it has to be Default Protagonist-kun.

And now FAN SERVICE about the heeero getting a REALLY AWESOME CHICK with the force of his male default hero-ocity.

Fortunately he had a small mecha inside his giant mech but OH NO this oni hit him square in the mech-dreds!

Whoa the giant rave mecha uses a giant katana imbued with the force of three Infected Mushroom albums! IN SLOW MOTION!

And what better to defeat a kaiju than a RAVE JAEGER. Except let’s not watch that cause there’s a tenth fight and now a mythological old man has become a 50’ woman made from naked female torsos I’M NOT MAKING IT UP THIS IS IN THE SHOW.

Remember if you want to be effective in combat you need to jump in slow motion with sparks. It’s just how the trope works.

So far Gantz 0 is scoring points for having all these yokai instead of just generic western monsters. Even if @Earthshine thinks a giant rolling wheel head ON FIRE is kinda extra.

Oh wow now they need rave pumps to fight more monsters with no training for the sake of Friendly Mystery Orb.