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if you gorge on vegetables it's healthy, right?

The combination of “I wish I were pretty/had a pretty fursona everyone loved/were smart/were a good artist, maybe I should just stop with the shitty drawings” which *actually* says “I’m stressed and probably thanks to a mix of fatigue with someone pressing childhood buttons.”

Admittedly I would love it if a Jurassic Franchise movie went full on Christmastime with Danny Elfman music and ceratopsian herds with steaming breath etc, BUT ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN and I guess I should get off my ass and draw it or see if Frank Cho has or something

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wild how Jurassic World was technically a Christmas movie and yet neither sequel is, despite them featuring a big mansion, glockenspiel, and dinosaurs in snow/on icy lakes

The javage jword of Jonan the Denim Barbarian

This supported by how you can SEE the bullies trying to reframe the narrative to ensure authorities side with them, f’rex the “groomer” thing, drag being about sex, “pro life,” etc. Why the enemy has to have their own “news” station on top of all the other media they’re working with.

I really wasn’t expecting to figure out childhood in reverse that way.

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I realized that as a idealistic Boy Scout patriotic DoD brat kid, and even as an adult, I felt betrayed and angry because that’s not how the system’s supposed to work, BUT knowing the system works that way IS what emboldens the bullies and trolls. Maybe some of them would start shit if they weren’t sure, but part of what makes for safe targets is the teachers/principals/police/judges/media WON’T side with the targets.

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I was thinking about political crap and how the past number of years life has felt harder partly because ongoing background noise includes “bullies are who the authorities like, so exceptions are always made for them.”

wait

okay so there's this South American bird, seriema. The generic name is Chunga. I can't find anything about the origins for the scientific or common name.

Unclear fossil record but it's theorized they're related to phorusracids, really big "terror birds"

which would make something like Phorusracos or Kelenken BIG CHUNGAS.

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Got into a groove and made skordalia and Szechuan seasoned cucumber (I know that’s a pretty weird combo). So I wound up eating late but check it out, I tried something new and hence yolks are intact!

So hey, Seattle trans folks; anyone planning to go to Pride this coming weekend (06/25-26)? If so would you want a AMAB intersex person as company?

Right now I legit play het boy for the benefit of a couple of sorta difficult to handle Silent Generation parents in part because their deaths might net me a house, ie independence from fucking landlords which I could never otherwise have.

Do you know how much I actually want my parents to die? Did you guess “not at all”?

If I had a shot at home ownership or even rents not being predatory this would NOT be an issue.

I swear I go from “the USA could be an okay place to live if we just changed some stuff, and it wouldn’t have to be big changes either” to “violent Makhnovist” when landlords come up as a subject. They’re to housing the way clear cutting is to sane forest management.

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Image, fantasy humans, undead, some sort of nebulous monster 

today were working… smaller? A group of adventurers are about to find something lurking in the woods. A group of undead including some sort of halfling creature, a vampire, fiery ice skeleton, a death knight and an undead sphinx.

Obvious joke here; “someone kept blowing a police whistle outside and it really ruined my enjoyment of this Ozomatli album.”

Hey, I know it's kinda lost in everything else going on but;

happy Solstice!

Image, fantasy humans, undead, some sort of nebulous monster 

today were working… smaller? A group of adventurers are about to find something lurking in the woods. A group of undead including some sort of halfling creature, a vampire, fiery ice skeleton, a death knight and an undead sphinx.

coyote sing along hour, and now a complete tone shift 

I hear her voice
calling my name
sound is deep
in the dark
I hear her voice
and I start to run
into the trees
into the trees
SHIFT TO HISPO!

coyote song hour, continued 

no more pie now
no more creme brulee
lay off the gravy
and souflee
no french friiiiiiiiiies now
no ice cream parfait
mister cheese nachos
stay away

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