Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

ruining Sting's "Don't Stand So Close to Me" by bellowing IF YE DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT YE CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING! HOW CAN YE HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YE DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT? YOU THERE, LADDIE!

Just can't hear it with a straight face. "7 major changes to skills, great miners and blacksmiths. 3 new ancestry options, eldest and fairest. And 9 completely new feats for mortal men who above all else desire power. Yet they were all of them deceived. In the land of Renton, the Wizards of the Coast forged in secret a last ruleset. #onednd to rule them all."

Okay blasting Cherry Bomb and singing along makes up for AC/DC (no offense if they’re your thing but they’re very “stuff you as a good cis straight boy MUST love” to me).

🎵 he’s Barnacle Dick the sailor 🎶

New Warhammer 40K Mister Potato Head! Add YOUR choice of Khornate fanged jaw horns, Nurglings and boils, Tzeenchian bird motifs, or tits!

It’s apparently one of THOSE days

Customer; “I’ll be in and out all day.”
My brain; In and Out. I haven’t had burgers in months. Burgerrrrrrr.

Apparently having one of those “not everyone grew up around/expected to join/still kinda idealizes the military” moments. Whoa.

Actually generation stuff wise, I’m currently feeling a lot more accepting of Gen X being rebranded as “elder Millenials” or w/e.

Thinking of Boomers and how the 45-50 set are oldest kids, school systems scrambling to figure out how to handle extra kids, guys who landed at Da Nang sure they were fighting for something important etc. Very different from the 55-70 set.

And if that’s true why not lump GenX - kinda the test case for college debt, PCs and blame throwing - in with a larger group?

strangely a few more hours of blissful sleep did not actually make me excited and eager to go into my day job

"Amazon reveals deals which should not exist" what, you can get Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos shipped to your door? Heck, hundreds of people worldwide can get Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos shipped to them simultaneously?

... also 3 am is probably not a productive time to ask the question "where am I going with my art"? Includes "do I *really* want to work in color that much or do I just feel that's what everyone wants?" (answer; it's a bit of both).

1) I'm having another "could sleep through the battle of Kursk next door for three hours but now I'm AWAKE!!1!" nights

2) I wish I could afford an actual vacation. This wouldn't need to be elaborate in length or nature, just it'd be nice to do something.

3) I kinda wish I could skip work for no particular reason, just to play hookey.

4) It feels like somehow I managed to not have *most* of the furry fandom kinks.

well as long as "We're Gonna be Friends" sets off a crying jag, I may as well listen to "Here There and Everywhere" and openly weep about missing Ann Arbor.

I want her everywhere,
and if she's beside me I know I need never care
but to love her is to need her everywhere

*clicks on furry art gallery*
Yep. It's time for the Furry Cockworship Theme Tune again.

Also Sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30 - Strauss https://youtu.be/dfe8tCcHnKY via @YouTube

Muppet Aliens with Sigourney Weaver as the only human actor. I was thinking most of the Marines are The Electric Mayhem. I'm not sure if Miss Piggy is Ferro or Vasquez, but I'm pretty sure Sam the Eagle is Bishop.

Each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words
Just jiggle the handle! Let flow go the turds!
"AHHH! Here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just up on it, Ah AM th' commode!"
The power of the toilet must never be abused!
He must be sponged, he must be plunged, lest carnage shall ensue
If a dead sheep were to clog him, who knows what would arise?
Maybe he'd summon the Master. Wouldn't *that* be a surprise?

@noelle joke on birdsite, seems like your thing;

https://twitter.com/liltiddygothgf3/status/1574735730781614082

whoa there was gonna be a Grendel show and the execs ix-nayed it? Which means there's no about no chance of getting an adaptation of War Child?

an Alfred E Newman Probe

broadcasts WHAT ME WORRY continuously

Started out listening to the Jaws soundtrack which immediately prompted listening to the Beasties’ “Eggman.”

Wound up playing a lot of Beastie Boys and pretty much no Jaws soundtrack.

“Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But KRACK! on y’face, here’s a towel, now wipe!”