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Image, feces, purple humor 

The Coyote Bathroom Oracle! Do the cards tell the future or are they just full of shit?

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“Ya moves like they does,” from the 1936 Fleischer short, “The May-Tricks.”

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Apparently I’ve decided to share old stupid stuff that makes me laugh (rather than new stupid stuff that makes me laugh). Thanks for the idea @chimerror!
It’s a common misconception that Lisa Frank was the name of the monster, but in fact that’s the name of the monster’s creator.

Image, drug use 

Have an old holiday picture. The ghost of Bob Marley visits Scrooge on Christmas Eve and he mellows out a LOT as a result.

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We are where we are now because we failed to heed the warnings of Beavis and Butt-Head do America

Christmas coyote sing along hour 

THEY SPEAK WITH GUTTURAL CROAKS AND TO HEAR THEM PROVOKES
A PROFOUND DESIRE TO FLEE
THEIR EYES NEVER BLINK AND QUITE FRANKLY THEY STINK
LIKE A CARCASS WASHED UP FROM THE SEA!

Adam Driver is what you install to make sure you can run Adam on your laptop

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uspol, txpol, anti-transness, excuse me what the actual fuck texas 

anti-paywall link to WP article: archive.ph/6w1v4

"HOUSTON — Employees at the Texas Department of Public Safety in June received a sweeping request from Republican Attorney General Ken Paxton’s office: to compile a list of individuals who had changed their gender on their Texas driver’s license and other department records during the past two years."

NSFW (joke) 

* pulls out a book about Yayoi through Heian period Japan and reads it openly at my desk *

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Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact 

from last night, but posting it today; a harpy leaps towards halfling prey.

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Images, fantasy creatures, eye contact, firearms, religion 

Today’s - tightened a sacrificial ceremony with acolytes dancing to summon a dread fiend lord, and a grim company of dwarf (and apparently Czech?) musketeers in armor stand on a hill.

Really wish I had resources for talk therapy (money, but also time to do it, and time to recover if I hit big stuff) - which connects through to how I wish I could take actual vacation or just skip days.

coyote sing along hour 

someone tried to tell me something
"Don't let the world bring you down"
nothing can do me in, before I do myself
so save it for your own and the ones you can help

coyote sing along lyrics 

there's a hole and a ladder
a fence we can climb
mad as a hatter
you're thin as a dime
go out to the meadow
the hills are a-green
sing me a rainbow
steal me a dream.

coyote sing along hour, Zappa, all caps, horrible 

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO CLEAN IT?
IT'S DISGUSTING AND DIRTY
AND THE SPONGE IN THE DRAINER
IS STINKY AND SPURTY

coyote sing along hour, unusually rude lyrics 

it's like ONE BIG INBRED FUCK-FEST!
no I do not want to stop, collaborate or listen!

coyote sing along hour, Zappa, all caps, VD reference 

MY BALLS FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF MARACAS
MY BALLS FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF MARACAS
I PROBABLY GOT THE GONOCOCCOCOCCUS
MY BALLS FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF MARACAS, AI YI YI!
WHY DOES IT
WHY DOES IT
WHY DOES IT
WHY DOES IT HURT!
WHEN!
I!
PEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!

music link, all caps yelling 

Immigrant Song (Remaster) youtu.be/y8OtzJtp-EM via @YouTube

FOUL SPAWN OF JORMANGUNDR, KNOW YE NOW THE WRATH OF MINE URU HAMMER

started listening to Zeppelin's "The Ocean" and had to swap out to "She's Crafty" for a bit

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