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coyote sing along hour continues 

sucka emcees are misrepresentin'
in the animal kingdom they call it presentin'
with the dipsy doodle
the kit and kaboodle
the truth is brutal
y'grandma's kugel!

coyote sing along hour 

sometimes it rains inside of my head
when the words run dry
walls are breathing hands are reaching up
to touch my thigh
no they don't have to take you away
no they don't have to take you away
no they don't have to take you away
no they don't have to take you away

coyote sing along hour only now more Irish 

twas hard the woeful words to frame
to break the ties that bound us
but harder still to bear the shame
of foreign chains around us
and so I said the mountain glen
we'll meet in morning early
and I'll join the bold United Men
while soft winds shook the barley

coyote sing along hour 

if all the young men were like hares on the mountain
if all the young men were like hares on the mountain
how soon the young girls would get guns and go huntin'?
how soon the young girls would get guns and go huntin'?
if all the young girls sang like blackbirds and thrushes
if all the young girls sang like blackbirds and thrushes
how soon the young girls would go shakin' the bushes?
how soon the young girls would go shakin' the bushes?

sumimasen *bows*

an understanding of Japanese culture one can only gain through ordering the Philadelphia roll at the local place

coyote sing along hour 

hey man, what're you tryin' to do to my new record, I just bought it!

how have I been chased for so long
so long
so long
ev'ry time my heart beats I grow strong
grow strong
grow strong
all these things are brought up to me
head on
bright on

Selfie eye contact 

Having a maybe i’m okay looking moment tho I feel like I looked better in the mirror.

coyote sing along hour, hendrix 

on the night I was born
the moon turned fire red
I said on the night I was born
I swear the moon turned fire red
my mother cried out, lord the [slur] was right
and I seen her, she fell right on dead

maybe I should make aliyah because it'd bug my father

with Orion's sword the hunter arose
and conquered the world with fury and grace
in him was I born
in him shall I die
in him shall I lose name, station and face

coyote sing along hour 

corn liquor tastes sweeter in this town
could it be it's the same as the last
swear I seen your face elsewhere before
just as familiar as a bottle and a glass
hey darlin'! sleepin' on the blacktop
hey darlin'! runnin' through the trees honey
hey darlin'! leavin' for the next town
less'n my sense catches up with me

you can sing “Cthulhu” in the “Gigantor” theme song

I’m looking forward to not listening to show tunes for a while after this

Remember, it’s just discomfort. It doesn’t need to be anything more to suck big red baboon butts.

Waiting for dinner at my folks’ place. Waiting. Waiting. It’s being not a terrible visit which means I merely would like to go home. Getting to do anything this evening other than get baked has disappeared fast enough to see the red shift.

My father, the never-a-fan-of-Star-Wars-but-liked-Ep-IV, finds that he keeps parsing the name of the popular spinoff as “The Malodorian,” and we agree the show is probably not about a bounty hunter with terrible BO.

It’s a little like how TERFs hate the idea someone else might get their special claim at identity. It hits just the wrong spot in their egos. It’s a little like how telling me I’m white or not a real minority is a bad spot in *my* ego (except having PoCs merely *survive* doesn’t hit that insecurity).

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Tbh I think part of the association and sheer hate is drag hits only *some* of the dissonance as transition; a trans woman suggests by merely existing that gender isn’t an immutable truth. But the drag queen suggests not just gender isn’t immutable truth, but a JOKE. That an over the top performance doesn’t really say much about actual gender and a huge F150, firearms and exaggerated heterosexuality isn’t too different from a huge wig, huge heels and huge falsies.

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