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that said, I'm NOT going to listen to the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack before Halloween. There are some lines I just won't cross.

*puts on the Darkman soundtrack*

heee hee hee, CHRISTMASTIME

etc. etc etc. I can do this *literally all night, Danny*.

*puts on the "Descent to Mystery" part of Batman's soundtrack*

hee heee heee, CHRISTMASTIME!

donated to World Central Kitchen, they're trying to get food to people in Gaza which is something I can definitely support way more than the usual run of leftist kill-all-the-heebs rhetoric.

Rob Zombie is making me think of someone who used to mean everything in the world to me, and I'm sad. Look, I know it's weird.

Rain Dog boosted

wow, if you think that's tragic and upsetting, do I ever have the ethnic group for you!

The worst part of CPTSD is that it makes more of itself, but I think the most annoying part is how simultaneously I can't think of a future AND I'm completely certain the future will be disastrous.

Wait. There's a group named ELK WITCH? and they did a track named "Coyote and the Wind's Daughters"? *klik*

* three minutes later *

damn I can't make out the lyrics so I don't know if this is basically a Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser story I've read

but man does it make me want to run Dungeon World.

hot take; we have governments to tackle projects so large in scope and so potentially beneficial to all that a smaller than national government sized entity theoretically can't do them. THEREFORE, how did Amazon get so big they have a space program, when say, Honda or Disney don't? See also; SpaceX, and why that should get broken up.

Here's your not infrequent reminder that I'm not one of the good guys, and you should probably not follow me.

this is twice today I've wanted to say "I'm from Georgia, you think I don't recognize EXACTLY what you're telling me here?" and I would like to think I'm not quite that stereotypical a cranky old person.

seattle politics rant 

"Monday," they thought. "Maybe I got a paycheck or an electric bill." Opening the mail yielded voter's guide, an ad about HOW HORRIBLE (and by sheer coincidence Black, funny how that works) CANDIDATE OPPOSES EXPANDING OUR POLICE FORCES BUT FAVORS LETTING DRUGGIES SHOOT UP IN THE STREEEEET RIGHT BY YOU and a positive ad for WHOLESOME CANDIDATE WHO WILL CREATE POSITIVE HOMELESSNESS SOLUTIONS. "Oh that's right, there's an election coming up," they thought, and flipped back to the district election page in the voter's guide, and immediately circled the previously unadvertized Horrible Candidate and crossed out the other person as a reference for when their ballot showed up.

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

MY DADDY HE DISOWNED ME CAUSE I WEAR MY SISTER'S CLOTHES!
HE CAUGHT ME IN THE BATHROOM WITH A PAIR O' PANTYHOSE!

but just when all seemed lost the hobbits were rescued from Old Man Willow by Tom Waits, the most powerful being in middle earth

* various klanking and banging noises *
hey now nonny now Tom's a merry fellow
all black his overcoat is,
he got a cheap pair of boots and a lighter and a Morgul knife
and a deck of cards with Mearas on the back
from a Black Numenorean who was selling them on the streets
* koffs *

one two three fo!

Indohyus Indohyus
drinks his own box of apple juice
swimming propelled by his tail
might someday evolve to be a whale
look out
here comes the Indohyus

well if I'm gonna be listening to Arabic language music anyway it's time for the Bad Driving Theme Tune

wo aleach taadi ou ana megdi benirane waaaaaaaaaaaa
*stomps accelerator*

oh no! I have accomplished not one but TWO relatively straightforward tasks and therefore want to do fuck-all with the rest of my day. Admittedly poor sleep thanks in part to the gigantic anxiety spike doesn't help.

anger, uspol, war 

fucking DSA. They don't DARE say anything about Ukraine, they don't fucking protest anything in the USA or send me email about that, but the moment an Israeli pulls a trigger, they're VERY UPSET. Dudes, I fucking unsubscribed from you after I gave up hope y'all would ever fucking DO ANYTHING, unsubscribe means don't fuckin' send me emails.

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