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I think part of my midlife crisis or whatever is that I'm not really ready to be old because I haven't even completely figured out being a teenager yet let alone an adult, it's all been this rushed process dependent on someone else's arbitrary time scale.

apparently today's 2 AM feelings are Erik Erikson's stages of childhood development

one two three fo!

on candy striped legs the spider man comes
softly through shadows of the evening sun
stealing past windows of the blissfully dead
looking for victims shivering in bed
look out
here comes the spider man

filk, crass, sexual, holidays 

making Christmas
making Christmas, la la la!
it's almost here and we can't wait
so drop your pants and masturbate
cause when the full moon starts to climb
we'll all sing out, it's Christmastime!
hee hee hee hee hee!

I was a little shit and responded in a public place on a furry MU* to someone sharing their AI art with

"You know, "look at this stuff I couldn't be arsed to make myself, just now" is not the draw you think it is."

should I feel bad for pissing on their joy?

if I can be a stereotype for a minute here, the thing about that Eye Train art thing

is that all the ECUs of eyes especially with the more horizontal aspect ratio

looks like storyboards for a showdown from a Sergio Leone film

*bwongs jaw harp*

coyote sing along lyrics all caps 

I KNOW KARATE VOODOO TOO
I'M GONNA MAKE MYSELF AVAILABLE TO YOU
AH DON'T NEED NO MAKEUP AH GOT REAL SCARS
I GOT HAIR ON MY CHEST
I LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT
I'M GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT GET SOME SPEED
I'M GONNA WAIT FOR THE SUN TO SHINE DOWN ON ME
I CUT A HOLE IN MY ROOF THE SHAPE OF A HEART
AND I'M GOIN' OUT WEST WHERE THEY APPRECIATE ME
GOIN' OUT WEST WHERE THEY APPRECIATE ME
GOIN' OUT WEST
GOIN' OUT WEST
GOIN' OUT WEST
GOIN' OUT WEST
WHOOOOO

coyote sing along hour all caps 

ALL THE ROOTS HANG DOWN
SWING FROM TOWN TO TOWN
THEY ARE MARCHING AROUND
RIGHT UNDER YOUR BOOTS
ALL THE TRUCKS UNLOAD
BEYOND THE GOPHER HOLES
THERE'S A WORLD GOING ON UNDERGROUND

sane sane they're all insane
the fireman's blind, the conductor is lame
a cincinatti jacket and a sad luck dame
hangin' out the window with a bottle full of rain
clap hands
clap hands

*looks up, eyes reflecting green in the dim light*

coyote sing along hour 

come closer and see
see into the trees
find the girl when you can
come closer and see
see into the dark
just follow your eyes
follow your eyes

I hear her voice
calling my name
sounds is deep in the dark
I hear her voice
and I start to run
into the trees
into the trees

wow do I feel like shit

no edible yet, but I have tea with honey, I'm naked and listening to Clan of Xymox's cover of A Forest

Was going to post art or dick pics or something but naw, mood’s shit rn, waiting. Waiting.

Exercise in low blood sugar

When I get back I’m gonna get incredibly stoned and I’m gonna have oolong tea with honey and look at cat pictures

This experience is largely ass

Yay politics. Can I go have an edible and a beer now please?

I’m gonna get home at 9ish and have an entire edible and be a Kuyper Belt object for a few hours

Opinions, war again 

I also loathe that fellow leftists are refusing to vote for Biden over this. Believe me I would rather have the New Deal than rewarmed Clinton administration but again I want to avoid deaths. That situation is THERE; saving Americans from Republicans (and when there’s a Republican president, AMERICANS DIE) is over HERE.

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Opinions, war again 

I really REALLY don’t like the Administration’s take on this. Holding out aid is leverage they could use to push for a ceasefire and to me it is clear that Gaza IS a humanitarian crisis, the hostages NEED to be returned, and these people will ALWAYS want us dead, there’s no way the situation will be secure soon. Why not save some lives instead?

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