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Stanky Pittz and his soulful delta blues about how he can’t find no deodorant strong enough

Peter Steele is making me want to run around in graveyards to read Charles Delint, and play White Wolf again.

Artist’s interpretation of the awesomest part of A Christmas Carol in which Eowyn confronts the Ghost of Christmas Future

festive holiday shitpost, all caps 

the best part of A Christmas Carol is when Scrooge is cornered by the Ghost of Christmas Future who says COME NOT BETWEEN THE NAZGUL AND HIS PREY ELSE HE SHALL TAKE THEE AWAY TO THE HOUSE OF LAMENTATION and then Dernhelm says BUT NO MAN AM I! EOWYN, EORWAX'S DAUGHTER AM I! and her sword goes shinggg

* plays “Johnny Cope,” “Donald McGillivray,” and “Wha’ll Be King But Charlie” in apparently some sort of dire misunderstanding about this holiday *

REPTILES have pretty scales,
They run real fast, like to bite,
SOME HAVE TAILS!

My Dad helped me out with the gap in being paid, and then I had a coyote idea.

I didn't just go food shopping; I found a lot of pork on sale, and bought vegetables. I pre-chopped onion and pepper for and put some of the pork up to marinate for stir fry later, cut up and bagged the remaining pork. I also cut up sweet potatoes and brussels sprouts and roasted those for later. Last I finally got around to making myself very late breakfast. So now I have like NO motivation.

Dark times I’ve seen. Reading an old Dragon magazine from January ’92, and reminded that American reaction to the first Gulf War was this gross self righteous fap fantasy.

honestly I'd chalk up the initial lyric in "It's All Too Much" along with some of the other aspects of the song to how completely enthralled they were with how Hendrix's mixers played with stuff. I would NOT eliminate possibly they just grabbed a chunk of outtake they thought sounded neat.

suddenly the combination of "man the Peter Max art style for Yellow Submarine was awesome" "I want to play Werewolf the Apocalypse" suggests possibly the most fucked up Toon game ever

nowhere man, please listen
you don't know what you're missing
nowhere man, the world is at your command

listening to Nowhere Man - a song which reminds me of the area of A^2 around Tios, specifically - turns up that Tios somehow still exists, but the old location is long gone.

oh yeah, the Beatles' 1965 "Horrifying Misogyny" album! Every song on it is SO catchy and SO nightmarishly sexist!

Ask me anything about D&D or my history playing it?

Gonna get out of here and eat enough weed to visit Barnard’s Star.

There’s one place where my Dad’s politics, usually slightly uncomfortable centrist, are distinctly right of mine. Talking about that isn’t comfy at all!

so nice that 6 months after Pride we get an Older Gay Bear holiday

Also the Scandinavian specialty store had this beautifully crafted axe hanging next to all the paintings of longships, presumably in case you get inspired to RAGING BESERKIRGANG among the shrimp sandwiches.

I went into this Scandinavian specialty store and, true to Sweden’s cultural heritage, they didn’t have the answer to why G-d remains silent.

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