Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

when I run through the deep dark forest long after this begun
where the sun would set
and the trees were dead
and the rivers were none
and I looked for a trace to lead me back home from this place
but there was no sound, there was only me
in my disgrace

hej hej hej, hej heja

An Orky Ectomy is when da pain doc ‘its you in da goolies wid a zogging massive ‘ammer. #subskeet #waaaaaagh

oh no it’s the soundtrack from the part of The Thirteenth Warrior that REALLY makes me irrationally angry SWORDSMITHING DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT

as usual for looking at Claire Wendling’s drawings she’s way better than I will ever be, and maybe today I should copy more of her stuff to get more understanding instead of my original plan to draw zombies

Imagine if my childhood had taught me any one subject as well as they taught me “you’re stupid, you fucked up and you are now in trouble for it.” I’d draw like Iain McCaig loaded up on espresso, fence like an Olympian, or play piano to make Vladimir Horowitz weep. As is I’m EXPERT at the above skill and naturally it’s hard NOT to do it expertly to myself at any moment.

Imagine if my childhood had taught me any one subject as well as they taught me “you’re stupid, you fucked up and you are now in trouble for it.” I’d draw like Iain McCaig loaded up on espresso, fence like an Olympian, or play piano to make Vladimir Horowitz weep.

Yeah, having the link to that parasite’s hate moneymaking scheme unavoidable on the screen has made me swap albums. I don’t listen to Zeppelin to feel ANGRY, after all.

All it takes is a YouTube ad with Tucker Carson Tucker-Carsoning to take my mood from “I have to skip this Zeppelin track to not cry this morning” to “I want to destroy every bit of this utterly foul world.” I think I liked being weepy more. My parasitology textbook in college was full of creatures like Carson.

Tonight’s #drawing

It’s been a while since I posted a food pic, hasn’t it?

yep, it's "don't tell my 'allies' to fuck themselves o'clock" again

drivin' home and there's a new song from The Jesus and Mary Chain. Whoa now THERE'S a name I haven't heard since the 90s. I have the strangest urge to eat bi bim bap and go to the game store to look longingly at Tony Diterlizzi's art for the latest Planescape supplement

https://youtu.be/R0Y8Dubml28?si=_mHlQZ0yzkl3xO7y

Oh FUCK yeah THE BEST MAIDEN ALBUM EVAR!!1!

Ok I’m no longer sleepy, but I wish I were fencing instead of this.

After I get off shift I should draw;

1) ninja leaping atop a palanquin
2) tank vs mecha
3) golem steps out of niche and punches an adventurer
4) adventurer meets a horrible ogre on the stairs

I blame furry fandom for the way that my invented lyrics for "Mystic Circles of the Young Girls" (in Rite of Spring) USED to include

"I am Lambeosaurus! I am Lambeosaurus! I am a hadrosaur eating weeds!"

but now the end also includes

"uWu what's dis? uWu what's dis? uWu uWu uWu uWu uWu..."

oh yeah it's my favorite parts of Stravinsky's "Sacre du Printemps"

* Le Superbe Partie Bruyante

* Dans de Jeunes Ceratopiens

* Le Truc Cool avec le Tyrannosaure

And because it’s traditional while listening to Metallica; 10 16 14 08 11 12

Pretty good actually! Not sure what class/ancestry though.

The soundtrack for that part of “Yellow Submarine” where John drops acid, thinks he’s Fred Astaire, and is visited by the goddess of horses. That happens in the movie y’know.

#subskeet the existence of “Manwich” suggests the existence of “Womanwich” which was pink but nobody could afford the extra .50-.75 per can and they folded

Ah yes Diggy Diggy Hole. National anthem of The People’s State of Mordengard. Bet nobody remembers THAT reference.