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so hey I'm real out of it, and if I ate half an edible (and took a very long shower and put on Led Zeppelin III or IV)

would y'all rather hear about my experience as a fencer, or why I think Batman Returns is the best Christmas movie ever?

today in "coyote is loopy as hell after having spent a Saturday with their parents," we discover that it is far easier to make tea when you put the pot of water on the burner you're heating.

So neurodivergent Mastodon; if someone thrives on coffee and cigarettes, tends to have a messy desk, and says things like “oh boy” or “eeeeyabbadabba” while doing tasks, getting out of chairs etc, what are chances they’re ADHD?

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Are you like this dragon?🔥

Chef Merfle's little buddy flamey!

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"It's a bat!" "Does it bend?"

"It's a rat!" "Does it break?"

"Perhaps it's the HEAD that I found in the lake!"

somehow I went from Henry Rollins to Immigrant Song to giving up and listening to the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack because it's seasonal (and the second best Christmas movie ever)

coyote sing along hour, all caps, Henry Rollins cover 

HE'S RIDIN THROUGH YOUR TOWN WITH HIS HEAD ON FIYAH
HALO BURNIN EYES ARE CRYIN
HALO BURNIN EYES ARE CRYIN
GHOST RIDAH! GHOST RIDAH!
GHOST RIDAH! GHOST RIDAH!
KEEP RIDIN NEVER STOP RIDIN!
AND [unintelligible] DON'T FORGET TO BURN
DON'T FORGET TO BURN
BURN WITH FIYAH
WITH FIYAH FIYAH FIYAH
WITH FIYAAAAAAGH

appropriate that YouTube recommends "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" after I listen to bits of Lost Boys soundtrack given the whole video is about his VtM character. A really AWESOME anarch unlimited by his Brujah or Ventrue lineage. A Bru-true-anti-tribu.

Just one today, started while listening to some dude’s phone conversation like anyone else within a 20’ radius, finished in the “US history”/psychic damage section of the bookstore.

This dude was talking to the entire Barnes and Noble coffee shop on the phone so I found a quiet spot with a table to draw. Then I noticed it was in the “psychic damage” section of the bookstore and I foolishly finished drawing there. I hate this current situation so very very much.

Dear Jewish right wingers, I don’t understand why you chose to sell out your people, your country, and your planet. What do you get out of the deal, a tax cut? They don’t call you Christkiller when you’re in the room? You get to be closer to the showerhead and die quicker than us when it gets to be that time again?

“Covid 19 was used to launch the worst tyranny in American history” uhhhh so you’re not Black I take it.

Altan Gün are Turkish not Greek, and millennia of Hellenic culture is more than just food, but I went from “this song makes me want to get a batch of mezedes and shove them in my mouth” to this crazy idea of introducing some pagany types to bakalarios skordalia.

Also lately my YouTube browsing at work (not phone) has a lot of ads with Black people. Did advertising execs suddenly cynically discover that Black people exist, or has an algorithm decided I’m African American, or what?

coyote sing along hour 

For the wind cries of leaves
In the whispering grass
Our way of life is stilled
In the spinning wheels of chance
I believe in the ways of long ago!
And the signs I believe rose long ago!
And we’re changing out ways,
Yes we’re taking on different roads
Tell me more about the forest
That you once called home?

since cats can't really perceive red, Lieutenant M'ress from the old animated Trek probably has heard all the stereotypes about minor character fatalities, but thinks she's a blue shirt and therefore ridiculously safe?

did someone I know in my area code try calling me at 0200 or was that a recruiter or a wrong number? My parents are old, so that woke me up but good, but I'm pretty sure they'd have left voicemail if there were an emergency.

coyote sing along hour 

she held out hope for couple of months
that he was still livin' somewhere
he'd put up the strongest kind of fight
he'd dig himself out with the dynamite
he'd finally be free on the fifth of July
but Jesse got trapped in the coal mine
never did marry his girl.

coyote sing along hour 

Corn liquor tastes sweeter in this town,
could it be it's the same as the last?
swear I seen your face before
just as familiar as a bottle and a glass.

hey darlin'! sleepin' on the blacktop
hey darlin'! runnin' through the trees honey
hey darlin'! leavin' for the next town
less'n my sense catches up with me.

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