oh wow, check this out what I found looking for "You Can't Even Walk in the Park" (somewhat different genre)
the Beacon of the Astronomicon shall guide our hero back to the Golden Throne of the Emp... uh, the Empress' Ivory Tower! so inspiring and hopeful you REALLY need a Granny Smith apple right now. #NeverendingStory
wait, every piece of Fantasia is human hopes and dreams so Gmork's presence CLEARLY indicates folks WANTING TO SCHTUPP THE GIANT WEREWOLVES
and then as the Genesis planet crumbles beneath their feet Atreyu kicks him repeatedly in the snoot yelling "I have had enough of you" #NeverendingStory
slowly Atreyu wakes up, alone and cold on the beach, with the wreck of a familiar statue looming over him, her hand still grasping a shattered light, and he realizes the horrible, horrible truth about Fantasia #NeverendingStory
Atreyu, have you ever had a dream you were so sure was real? What if you could not awaken from that dream? How would you tell the difference between this sequence and how Van Helsing directly swiped it? #NeverendingStory
wait, how does the Professor know the sphynxes see straight into your heart and it's not just another unfair Gygax player-killer like an anti-gravity pit trap with a spiked ceiling
the penitent man shall pass
the penitent man is humble
the penitent man makes his Acrobatics check
#drawing today inspired by a friend’s giant hog monster, facial features remembered from online and the horrible cannibal ogres in Pathfinder.
Lots of random gunk, but some drawings and cooking talk too. Obsesses about DnD and related topics. Left-leaning/profoundly frustrated politics. Black lives matter; trans rights are human rights.
Occasionally NSFW art and discussion, please do follow if you're 18+.