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"Dude. You told me to stay off the freeway. You said it was like, too big and gnarly."
"Then let us hope" *chk* "I was totally wrong about how non-non-heinous it was."

* Mona Lisa Overdrive *

Probably not a surprise but my self worth is currently crap rn.

“Conan, what is best in life.”
“A perfect roast beef sahndwich vith da horseradish sauce and also a pickle speayuh aftuh having hiked for two to four hours.”

Honestly there’s a certain variety of leftist who are like every self righteous sanctimonious conservative I grew up with in Georgia. It’s just they have a different reason they’re the great proponents of everything good, noble and right, and they will gladly volunteer someone ELSE to beat heads or spend money for their ideals.

the thing about Star Wars Day and how Star Wars has become this cultural juggernaut in the 2020s, when you're this old, is it's like showing modern Oslo to an early medieval Scandinavian who can *kinda* understand that Birka isn't a thing anymore.

Okay, I read up more about this nonprofit I donated to a while back, I think I like them and want to donate more to them, but I'm also still uncomfortably close to broke.

"humor," loud noises 

I've decided that my personal issue with pup hoods isn't oh nooo someone might actually enjoy themselves, but that they look like a cross between fursuit heads (very cool, potentially dead sexy) and luchador masks (very cool, but not sexy to me)

SABADO SABADO SABADO! EL COYOTE VERDE VERSO: LA PILA PLATOS SUCIOS EN MI FRIGADERO! QUIEN ES MAS MACHO?

In today's job hunt, I called two agencies, went through email and applied for several linked jobs, hit everything I could find on an agency site, and put in for several jobs for employers I actively would like to work for, so you can't say I'm going quiet into that good night.

Cw ideation 

Good morning! It’s another beautiful day when I should probably kill myself and make the world better for everyone, but probably won’t.

the realization that pretty much any hobby I have probably reflects ADHD stuff - wanting to cook different things veering from plan, not necessarily having a clear focus artwise, interest in multiple languages but difficult to push forward steadily on any one.

another "can sleep through the battle of Kursk next door/2-3 hours later very awake" night

Today’s felt incredibly long but I managed to more! Happy werewolf Wednesday (has anyone combined werewolf and wagon Wednesday, I wonder?)

To give you some idea of where my head's at this evening, I started cooking tofu because I just did NOT have the heart to do meat this evening... and this quickly became giggling at how dinner was sweet and sour CUBES.

uspol, "Antisemitism Awareness Act" 

oh yeah, antisemitism defined by a fundamentally and iredeemably antisemitic political party, that's fucking rich.

MY people are not YOUR convenient excuse. I'm fucking livid, and probably need to go get some hot coffee, sunlight and drawing time.

wait, so there's a Growlr and it sets you up with hairy dudes rather than with little flasks of beer?

this is like finding out Grindr was a way to score Gay sex rather than sandwiches

Tired: dog piled

Wired: dog pilled *races off barking*

so riffing off a response over on bluesky, the reason there are 10 hot dogs in a package but only 8 hot dog buns in a package;

carefully bisect each of the extra weenies and add them so that 4 of your buns have 1 1/2 weenies on them. On the other 4 you use the extra space to load up with kimchi, or tomato and pickle slices and pepperoncinis, or something

the urge to spew utterly toxic opinions about stuff, sorta like in The Exorcist

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