Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

and now I'm trying to explain horsing orixa or lwa to a friend online and I FEEL LIKE THE WHITEST HONKY EVER.

Tell me I don't need to spend money on garlic noodles, or alternatively a big bowl of menudo.

The realization that people encouraging me to do art professionally, and that I have made money in art, flipped some sort of toggle switch in my mind about having to take this very seriously, that it’s not okay to sink all this effort into improving a mere hobby.

Mooooooooooooon!

If I weren’t lactose intolerant I’d fer shure eat all this cake!

Wait a minute now
You may not be familiar with the common types of hernia that you can get
So just settle down
Let me clue you in
There’s incomplete!
Epigastric!
Strangulated!
Bladder!
Lumbar hernia!
Richter’s hernia!
Obstructed, inguinal and direct!

Good news is studying Claire Wendling helps, bad news is apparently I have a cold now.

“Empire has a better ending! I mean... Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader’s his father, Han gets frozen in carbonite and taken away by Boba Fett, it ends on such a down note. That’s what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a buncha muppets!”

CHIISA. BEIJA WHAKEE CHEWBACCA!

Whoooa CHEWBACCA! 🎶

For years I thought Lullaby was about childhood sexual abuse. Turns out it’s literally about a child-eating spider-man Smith’s uncle told stories about.

This is a little like how I was sure The Hanging Garden was about shamanism and environmental destruction, and Smith intended it to be about animals fucking.

Brush-wolf heading south, plan is to draw off every Claire Wendling thing I can get my hands on, get the *good* ramen, walk in a fave park tho not my original target.

I really should come up with a magikal practice more intentional than “I keep a shotglass of vodka out for the ancestors, and now and then I get loaded and read cards for people.” But what?

If you got the money, honey,
Khajit has the time

https://tmblr.co/ZiKKXy2VihzAC

awesome

hey draconic types, think I should try making a coyote-dragon sona for a bit? Maybe somewhat different.

I really wish I could teleport, and thus could get to the beach or South Bay without being stuck in traffic. I am sure if I actually had the ability to teleport, I would actually do something more beneficial to humanity.

CHANI! If I don't do a crapload of acid right in the middle of the Playa, my dreams are dead!

The Duke will die before these eyes, and he'll know, HE'LL KNOW! That it is I, Baron Vladimir Harkonen, who encompasses his DOOM! BUAHAHAHAHAH!

* floats *
* Cirque du Soleil music *

oh yeah I forgot to tell you stoners.

You can't just drive along Aurora until you find a dispensary, you can only get Spice on one planet, a gross hot nowhere kinda like Fresno.

Hidden in the rocks and crevices of Space Fresno are a people known as the Fremen who have the galaxy's least specific prophecy, that a man would come. A Keanu, who would lead them out of darkness.

The planet is Arrakis, also known as Dune.

* cue theme song*

DUNE DUNE DUH-DUNE
DUNE DUNE DUH-DUNE

hey you know what's legal in California now, and which I haven't done in a while?

That's right, David Lynch's DUNE.

where you come from is GONE
where you thought you were goin' to weren't never there
where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it

DIG through the ditches and BURN through the witches
I SLAM in the back of my DRAGULAAAAA
DO IT BABY DO IT BABY
DO IT BABY DO IT BABY
Burn burn like an animal

oh Ricky what a pity, you don't understand
that every night's a rerun, and the laughter's always canned.