Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Uh I don’t think that’s gonna work on a bullet wound. Did you debride that, why are you creating a secondary infarction?

Because it’s not like a big animal like an elephant say can swim between islands

No Claire EVERYONE cares except for the US government same as any other issue.

Oh no the dinosaurs are lose! CLEARLY WE NEED TO BUILD HUGE MECHA TO FIGHT THEM.

Mosasaurs and pterosaurs aren’t technically dinosaurs but ehh it’s not like Jack Horner’s gonna watch this or someone.

Oh gah we got to Big Lizard in Ny Backyard Fallen Kingdom late AND YET THE TRAILERS ARE STILL GOING. Lessee there’s Diet X-Men, Pretty Blondes Have Unfathomable Problems, and John Blanche Future. You can guess which sounds appealing to me!

Uh, dressing like you stepped out of Final Fantasy XXIII is not exactly keeping a low profile.

They go to Formicum, where they may purchase the mystical Formica.

“Who wrote this? How long were they in detention?”
“The whole semester!”

Omg I’m watching Grimoire Zero and it’s like THE TROPIEST ANIME EVAR.

Okay so. Walking 8+ miles in Tevas (sandals) in 80 degree-ish weather? It’s a bad idea, don’t do it, my feet are really sore.

Welcome to The Wasteland, our dry voices are as quiet and meaningless as dry grass or rats’ feet over broken glass in our dry cellar, may I take your order?

“You’ve been listening to ‘Great Cthulhu Been A-Risin’ Daown By The Creek’ on the station that brings you all the randomest hits, 105.7 Damnit The Raccoons Are Doing It Again.”

* okay so Charles Knight was showing really active fast moving tyrannosaurids in the 1890s and Ostrom and Bakker started really turning out papers when there were brand-new Fleetwood Mac tracks on the radio.

this leads me into wanting to blather how dinosaurs are one of the best parts of aging.

I first learned about dinosaurs long ago when they were massive green or dull brown reptiles, and that was AWESOME*.

Now, dinosaurs are a diverse clade with all sorts of little feathery Yixian Formation fauna as well as even more big ceratopsians and species which changed bone structure as they aged. Dinosaurs got EVEN AWESOMER.

How freakin' awesome are dinosaurs going to be by the time I'm actually old?

hey LOOK it's Indoraptor with a big phallus art, over on FA! Do I;

a) admire!

b) snarl because AFAIK Jurassic World still goes with the JP thing so the Indoraptor is canonically a girl?

c) say something about feathers and how apparently in JW if you cross a dromaeosaur and a tyrannosaur you get therezinosaur arms

omg @Earthshine

https://rockosedits.tumblr.com/post/176060989749/aggretsuko-in-rockos-modern-life-style

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spins a web any size BAM BA LAM
catches thieves like flies BAM BA LAM
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the time is out of joint o cursed spite
that ever I was born to set it right
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Hey street boy want some style
your dirty dreams won't make you smile
I'll give you something to live for
Have you grab you till you're sore!
hello daddy hello mom
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hello world i'm your wild girl
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livin' here in Jersey fightin' villains from afar
y'gotta find first gear in y'giant robot car
I dig giant robots
YOU dig giant robots
WE dig giant robots
CHICKS dig giant robots
nice!