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Dance Of The Knights youtu.be/OQT9l51b07I via @YouTube

"Circus Problem" remains one of the best band names ever imho

today - three full body, three portraits of modern or near future characters in something like Mage, Shadowrun or Werewolf, but trying not to be too specific.

ugh, I feel terrible. Let's put on Schostakovich

* 18 minutes of Sym 7 Mvt 1 later *

DEFEAT THE FASCISTS WITH THE ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

Soooo sleepy. Combined darkness and wet and running my ass off all today plays out in just wanting to eat stuff and dick around online and not do self loathing, and sleep instead.

Wow that radio ad has made me temporarily detest Christmas, fried chicken, and humanity as a whole. Time for headphones and The Sword.

Wow that’s uh, depressing? Heavyhanded, obviously racist?

* very Bishop circa 1996 voice*

why do BIRDS suddenly APPEAR
every time you are NEAR?

Norse mythology, all caps, problematic music choice 

whoop, random play list decides I need to hear "Siegfried's Death and Funeral March" again, apparently.

A WOLF SHALL DEVOUR THE SUN
AND THIS SHALL BE CONSIDERED A GREAT MISFORTUNE
ANOTHER WOLF SHALL DEVOUR THE MOON
AND THIS TOO SHALL CAUSE GREAT MISCHIEF

Food photo; "sabih." From Yotam Otolenghi's "Jerusalem" cookbook, this was, get this, supposed to be over pita *and* with mango pickle. Pita went off, and I didn't get any mango pickle - but frankly I feel like just the salad and hard boiled egg *or* eggplant with zhoug stands on its own and tahini really doesn't add much, and even more would just be overkill.

A “dragonflesh abomination” results when someone in the worlds of D&D goes “hey if I Samuel Haight enough dragons I too can be a sexy dragon girl with huge whammers!” and instead they wind up being treasure crazed acid breathing regenerating hulks. With huge whammers.

Ever notice how in Ep VI Palpatine carries on this fairly loud conversation with Vader about the son of Skywalker and how he’s gonna seek them out, which is kinda like Stalin talking to Zhukov about attacking into Hungary, in front of an entire Guards tank division.

Trying not to spiral off into negativity about stuff which isn't my personal life, stuff I can't do anything about, stuff which doesn't make better drawings.

Ha! Caught you Bill Watterson! You thought you fooled everyone with your masterful use of chiaroscuro, elaborate backgrounds and accurate Chasmosaurus heads all in a profoundly funny comic strip, but I see where you fudged and didn’t have to draw ceratopsians’ weird feet while on a deadline!

A vaccination story 

Years ago I lived a long walk from a bookstore and coffee shop, on one of those walks there’s an Indian dude about my Dad’s age, sitting on the curb next to his bike. One leg’s twisted and at an odd angle, so I assume he’s had a crappy fall and rush over to offer help. He reassures me that he’s just resting during his ride, the leg looks banged up thanks to polio as a kid. You know, that thing vaccinations helped eradicate, such that he was the first survivor I’d ever met.

Character concept; human earnestly claims that he’s a “dire halfling” and keeps acting halfling ish, big laughs right? As campaign progresses we find out that they’re from an incredibly abusive home and the halfling family next farm over were the only positive adults in their childhood.

food comment 

okay, I just ran into a particularly fatty piece of chicken breast in these leftovers and it's convinced me that, even though the breasts work, the thighs would be WAY better.

That joke I was going to make about the promotion for a reggae program promising “REAL Jamaican sounds” which turn out to be someone stretching, coughing and occasionally saying “oh, rather”? It sounded a lot funnier while I was at TJ’s staring blankly at the leeks.

coming to YOUR neighborhood Trader Joe’s, the “stop staring blankly at the leeks trying to figure out if you’ll actually use them and go buy some microwave pad thai or w/e” challenge 2021

today trying to figure out stuff. Heavily armored death knight attacks a fairly heavily armored ogre (know how hard it is to find armor in ogre sizes?).

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