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I keep hearing and forgetting the song title "New Slang" but it's a very coyote song, somehow.

Just a few minutes more. Unfortunately most of what’s happy to think about right now winds up being food because I’m hungry, but really, even if I don’t cook it, it’s still nice.

Thinking about ham sui gok made me WANT some and if I ever get out of here I know an okay place so untraditional they’ll be open.

So like the “Stussy” line of clothes and accessories is actually short for “Sturtzkampfflugzeug pussy.”

Amazon saguaro, from South America. Theoretically it could get to 50’ tall. The nursery waters it monthly in summer, every other month in winter.

I am angry about this. Trust me, if it’s a lie about a minority with no real power, even if it’s an over the top outrageous lie you’d think no reasonable person would believe, it’ll have traction. It can and will fuck with people AT BEST.

Is it weird that I like Amargasaurus not because of its dramatic neural spines but because at ~30’ long I can more easily imagine it as a living, moving animal?

I’m gonna go home, eat enough weed that the Ghost of Bob Marley shows up and asks if I’m sure it’s a good idea, and I’m gonna watch videos of cute puppies and kitties until I fall over.

damn. I seem to have hit a "I really shouldn't try to communicate with people, it'll offend them" mood at the same time as "anything I could say with my art, other people are saying with theirs, and I don't paint while *they* paint better than Anders Zorn." This doesn't necessarily reflect reality, but it's still a sucky combination of thought patterns, y'know?

youtu.be/zIQLjKJ2Yto

"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"There has been a disturbance in the Force."
"Always with you, there's a disturbance."
"The ssson of Ssskywalker must not be allowed to become a jediiiiii."
"I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that?"
"Jediiiiii."

That was *definitely* the part of the seaside town where they keep the hybrids too fishy to appear human anymore.

Ayuh.

Rain Dog boosted

today was breaking out the big paper because I hadn't done that in a while. All the (milspec standard) variants on elves - dark, gray, high, wood and wild elves.

"I am Paul Atreides, son of Duke Leto and the noble lady Jessica.

"This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

"Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I synthesized the Water of Life and proclaimed HE WHO CAN DESTROY A THING CONTROLS A THING. Cringer became the mighty BattlePug and I became the Kwisatz Haderach, the Lisan al-Gaib, the most powerful man in the universe."

I mean, people can be remarkably shitty so I have no doubt that there *has* been gatekeeping in D&D, but honestly who the hell thinks "I can't play with an icky [group]" instead of "one more player OH YEAH we have enough people to game and also we're gonna clean up!"

the great city of Jangling Hiter, home of the infamous Chain Devils! Here, adventurers can shop for Chainmail while trying the city's delicious Hot Links! Bet you can't guess what their favorite Aretha Franklin song is!

damnit, it's been nearly 10 years now but I still miss her.

today was breaking out the big paper because I hadn't done that in a while. All the (milspec standard) variants on elves - dark, gray, high, wood and wild elves.

Well there's the long expected crying jag. Thank you Scott Weiland.

Anyway since I’m in a crappy mood and would like not to be here’s some photos from Saturday’s hike.

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