Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

suddenly very awake, which might mean a big air pressure change, clouds rolling in?

Drawings today; a tiefling sorcerer or wizard faces some variety of bigheaded goblins in the ruins; a vampire priestess (including the Curse of Strahd!); WIP of two vaguely Spanish adventurers facing a vaguely Aztec vaguely chalicothere opponent.

Pork belly with preserved mustard.

Also, UNfortunately, social media is my way of feeling in touch with a world which isn’t desperately about shit which I don’t actually care about, vital at top speeds and now. Left wing social media occasionally feels like accusations of being innately a terrible person, so oops.

Know what would feel awesome? Actively look forward to a week day because of stuff like say, therapy, martial arts, a Friday night D&D game etc. Stuff which I legit can’t schedule right now b/c Fridays are always shit and I never know when a weekday here will run late.

Will NOT flip my shit at my allies

I’ve walked my emotional state back from “I’m trapped, stuck, treading water and want to open my wrists in the sink” to “I feel I have good reasons to dislike my day job and I’m sad about a lot of things.” Hopefully my mood stays here the rest of the day or even improves.

perhaps Jack and Coke will help the foul mood.

we are DONE

DISCUSSING

THIS.

"Will you help me defeat Patty Murray (and Chuck Schumer)?"

No, actually I will NOT, you filthy goddamn racist earth rapist war criminal apologist fanatic anti-semitic child-hating theocratic traitor. Am I forgetting any words here? What remaining patriotism I have left plays out in how much I fucking hate what YOU and YOURS have done to OUR country. MY country, though frankly I've heard you claim this place so much I've practically given up on this ever being a place for Christ killing faggots like myself.

I would rather cut my throat than vote Republican; it's quicker, cheaper, and doesn't hurt my family and friends as badly.

You're the same now as when my great grandfather's generation came to this country and were greeted with ghettos and sweatshops, when my Grampa was patrolling NYC on foot you were collaborating with the goddamn Nazis, when my father was in college you were beating down Black people and pushing for expanded war against Vietnamese ones, when I was a child you were telling me about the evil commies and how I was damned to your hell, when I was younger I saw YOU responsible for AIDS, for the War on Drugs, for Katrina hitting that hard and two wars we didn't need to be in, and now that I'm old I've seen even more. How much more evil will you fuckers inflict on this country before I finally die in a hate crime, in a camp, from a policeman or counterprotester, or simply from not having any/good enough health insurance or complications from global climate change in the rapacious situation YOU MADE?

TLDR; if you're Republican, you are an enemy of my country, my species, my planet, my ethnicity, and I take it real personal, fuck OFF.

Something really cool about Empire of the Ghouls is, after the monster section, there are NPC stats and portraits- NPCS who don’t actually appear in the adventures, but who are related and whom the DM could use. Much like the larger map of the Underdark. Really cool and useful!

Kobold, Swolbold – 5th Edition SRD
https://www.5esrd.com/database/creature/kobold-swolbold/

I figured the concept of kobold gym rat himbos would appeal to some of you.

Okay for drawing later;

* giant chalicothere lookin’ monster or UNDEAD giant chalicothere lookin’ monster?

* ghouls ambush someone or nasty little bighead gremlins?

I’ve decided it doesn’t matter if there’s capital E evil out in the world or if these people and their beliefs are simply greedy, bigoted and self righteous. What matters is they’re doing harm and if it were possible to stop them that’d be real nice. (As is I do what, call my Congress reps and give to bail funds and stuff. Big whoop. If I ever play D&D again, I’m playing a paladin to get the fantasy of actually taking meaningful action.)

This job’s off putting enough without needing to deal with someone whose hobby like my Dad’s is heavily implying or saying I’m incompetent.

mah hair is real long
no brains all brawn
no shoes just thongs
Ah hate slow songs
oh yeaaaah [unintelligible]
well yeaaaaah [garbled]
[instrumental]

it still amazes me that the actual lyrics are "everyone avoids me like a PSYCHED LONE RANGER" instead of "everyone avoids me like a CYCLONE RANGER" which I'd assumed was a super sentai reference. I mean that'd make sense if you were turning Japanese right?

Oh wait, I know what ought to fucking WRECK me. The future's open wide.

I Melt with You https://youtu.be/xvEgcjbhbx4 via @YouTube