Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Gotta remember that well meaning religious sounding words are a lot more agreeable when G-d isn't an angry blond adult whom everyone likes and is supposed to like, and *is* instead "a series of concepts such as hope, acceptance, and *acting* out of love."

it's always I wish I were a pretty girl o'clock somewhere in the world, innit?

so as a back story, my parents moved after I essentially moved out, and consequently they trashed or sold nearly everything from my life. I thought only two boxes of material had survived, but my Dad found three more and I swiped some books and magazines I haven't seen in decades.

it's really weird listening to patriotic music from WWII these days.

The red green white blue yellow stripes of the pickle-eating Pride flag are based on the national flags of countries with a healthy regard for pickles. Frequently you will see this Pride flag used in tandem with the pink blue white trans Pride flag.

Suggested that you could serve PSLs like a kind of marguerita, with briown sugar on the cup rim and a wedge of miniature pumpkin

Dune™️​ Madlibs™️​! Now the greatest science fiction epic ever written is America's funnest game! Lessee. "'Stop,' she said. 'I hold at your [body part] the [Arabic noun].'"

from the same great company that brought you Anna Karenina™️​ Madlibs™️​, Bram Stoker's Dracula™️​ Madlibs™️, and of course, Right Wing Political Argument™️​ Madlibs™️.

this thought brought to you by how "Zen Flesh, Zen Bones A Collection of Zen and Pre Zen Writings" is the paperback currently next to the toilet, in case I spend a lot of time being one with the void

two monks were having an argument about crapping. The first monk said "This morning's unusually spicy cold noodles are moving." The second said "Wind is moving." A third monk, happening along, offered "Mind is moving."

so if a three-legged vessel is a *ting*

and Buddhism came to China sometime in the Han dynasty, centuries before Chuan came into existence, but most people know that philosophy as Zen

that means any three legged predynastic bronze vessel is a PRE ZEN TING.

We have just folded space from Ix. Many machines on Ix. New machines.

there's some workable point between "Britain's colonialism and racism is somehow worse than everyone else's and the late HM the Queen was an unforgivably terrible person for her part in it" and "HM the Queen was a lovely person from conception as part of the larger things being perfectly fine outside of her recent passing, please continue shopping as usual and in fact buy more."

And, if there is such a middle path, one is not about to discover it on Twitter.

* vaguely browsing furry art*

hm. okay, oddly specific porn of absolutely huge women is this dude's flavor. This is also the first time I've seen tricorns on really stacked anthro alligators, which is a good look tbh

* ten minutes later *

maille is not some sort of weird full body pantyhose!

you'd think, for someone with this many books about WWII aircraft and P51s in particular, I would 1) actually have some real world experience flying and/or 2) have a bigger model collection, or *any* model collection.

#drawing today - somewhere in the Land of Fate or Harad or something, a city dweller faces off against a desert born counterpart mounted on a camel!

yeah, being a bad night for sleep, again.

@Oneironott https://news.climate.columbia.edu/2022/09/06/in-ethiopia-a-fossil-otter-the-size-of-a-lion/

5 Things That Should Not Be On Your Resume in 2022:

* "gettin' jiggy wit it" not a valid skill since the 90s

* do not try to follow Emeril's example by using BAM! as a header

* past achievements do not include "seen attack ships on fire off the shores of Orion"

* don't include extra dots you gain as you change forms, recruiters already know you get +4 in crinos

* do not list your goal as "Survive! Survive until you can buy yourself to freedom. Till then you're one of the JUSTIFIERS."

do NOT ginga or practice negativas at 11:25
just because there's berimbau in current listening material
especially when that happens to be a Beastie Boys track.
#TheTruthIsBrutal #YGrandmasKugel

bet you'd never guess, I'm angry about the same old stuff as usual.

"I love you pumpkin"
"I love you honey bunny"
"Everybody be cool! This is a robbery!"
"Any of ye fucking pricks move and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of ya!"

Miserlou https://youtu.be/mKpsuGMeqHI via @YouTube