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Old military stuff 

Gun emplacements and bunkers at Fort Columbia, at the mouth of the river. These were dismantled in 1918 after it was pretty clear that warships and airplanes were too agile for these older model cannons.

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I would like to nap, draw, and maybe buy kale to cook later. That’s “nap, draw, and maybe buy kale,” not “talk to our customers.”

The Matrix, all caps song lyrics, death mention 

Oh yeah also re Trinity’s comment about “the Oracle told me I would fall in love with a dead man.” Ahem;

WELL HOW COULD I NOT HAVE GUESSED
SHE WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST BOY SHE KISSED IN A CASKET!

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Ah we’re not actually in Clitoris, OR. We’re in Catscannie, OR.

Oh yeah the free floating parking garage of THE FUTURE full of great ideas!

Baseball cap idea MAKE AMERICA FEAR FISH AGAIN

My favorite go to group for car parts and folk music, Pick and Pull and Mary

The Matrix, all caps 

ALTHOUGH YOU TRY TO DISCREDIT YOU’LL STILL NEVER EDIT
THE NEEDLE I’LL THREAD IT RADICALLY POETIC
STANDING WITH THE FURY THAT THEY HAD IN ‘66
AND LIKE E DOUBLE I’M MAD STILL KNEE DEEP IN THE SYSTEM’S SHIT
HOOVER HE WAS A BODY REMOVER
I’LL GIVE YOU A DOSE BUT IT CAN NEVER COME CLOSE
TO THE RAGE BUILT UP INSIDE OF ME
FIST IN THE AIR IN THE LAND OF HYPOCRISY

“Neo I want to tell you something. Your fly’s been unzipped this whole time.”

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“Can you fly this thing?”
“Not yet. Tank can you upload Piloting the Bell UH-1 for Dummies?”

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“Do not try to bend the spoon. Instead, try to remember there is no spoon.”
“Yeah yeah well if I breathe on this I can make it stick to my nose, can you do that baby Avalokitesvara?”

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I love the way Morpheus has to put on his robot-killin’ beanie to use the EMP.

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“They are the gatekeepers. They are guarding all the gates they are holding all the keys which means that sooner or later someone is going to have to fight them.”

We’re watching The Matrix and I seriously forgot how much sheer nightmare fodder the Sisters packed into the first 20ish minutes.

“We have only bits and pieces left, but we know that sometime around 2016 all records suddenly talk about ‘this is shit.’”

BURN through the ditches and DIG through the witches I DRAG in the back of my FRENCH TOAST SLAM

Update; bracing feet and trying to “post” in response to O’Sullivan’s March.

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We’re listening to Celtic favorites! Like “Fuck the Damn Scots!” which is known in Scotland as “Fuck the Damn Irish!” Not to be confused with the traditional Welsh tune, “Oh Aye Fuck All of Ye.”

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