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Being around this one corner of Twitter really drives home for me that “I don’t like this!” is valid and more positive and useful than “this is objectively bad.”

Profoundly bad night sleep wise; I'm *definitely* having some sort of bad anxiety spike (I was up earlier with anxiety, and it was bad before bed), muscles started tensing in my left leg for no reason and the upstairs neighbors seem to be having a quieter one of their HURRAH WEEKNIGHT parties.

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@Leucrotta

Not my best Tom Waits, but the best I can do right now. Apologies in advance. XD

and of course if I get time off I'll feel too relieved to be stressed out and weep, so I just don't really get catharsis, y'know?

tonight YT's algorithm thinks my musical tastes are basically the Spider Man 2 soundtrack and the "Paul's Boutique" album, the imaginary soundtrack for a way more Brooklyn themed movie.

Cookie Monster: Now what starts with the letter C? Cookie starts with C, let's think of other things that start with C.

Tom Waits: a short order Chef from Cleveland named Cherry. She's the sort of Crazy with no Consolation that only gets worse with the Clang of the Central Pacific. I've seen it all from the Corner.

only a total sap writes their Senators and calls them on the same day

re last boost; would anyone have any furry porn to recommend on Masto? My friend's looking for stuff.

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re: furry porn, horny nude deer, fucking machine, sex toys 

@Leucrotta obviously I'm following the wrong people, I haven't seen a single pair of cartoon titties or even an implausibly-sized wolf dick this whole time

vox populi vox Dei

nisi cum vox illa mihi non placet

Rant, mh, politics, heil bird 

If you DO say something and others agree that’s not cool, suddenly you’re the evil Woke Mob with all the power. It’s a win win situation for these folks, they get to be right no matter what happens or how much THEY made public discourse toxic. (Literally; lives are on the line but not theirs, ever.)They’re basically every bully you faced in high school who had the principals and teachers on their side.

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Rant, mh, politics, heil bird 

The second richest man on earth. A lady who could be wholeheartedly loved worldwide thanks to her bestselling books. An rich scam artist responsible for thousands of deaths. And many others. And yet the people they go after are always tiny minorities with next to no money. (Which minority seems to be interchangeable.) If you don’t say anything the stream of antisemitism, anti-Blackness, homophobia and transphobia becomes a torrent.

At this rate I’m going to become a font of optimism and positivity not because I actually AM Suzy Sunshine over here, but because anything negative has already been said repeatedly, frequently by way more eloquent than me, and yet it won’t change a damn thing.

Idk maybe I should learn Spanish to get in touch with my heritage as well as because it’s basically the third most useful language in the world.

the same way “Benedict Cumberbatch,” sounds like someone from the 1820s, “Gilbert Godfrey” sounds like someone from the 1200s-1300s. “Then Sir Gilbert Godfrey rallied his Burgundians and they quickly overwhelmed the Taborite defenders.”

Hot Star Wars sequel take, except I’ve said this before so it isn’t; I wish they’d left my childhood heroes their happy ending and leapt forward 200-500 years.

My original thought was the Jedi are now the dogmatic Force Sensitive guardians of the corrupt Skywalker Imperial line ruling from a lushly terraformed Tatooine, when an evil from the original trilogy past re-emerges to threaten all.

oh honey you know that you can (and will) lick my doo
oh honey you know that you can (and will) lick my big fat dooooooo
*smooths hand over pompadour*

holy shit "No Quarter" may be becoming my favorite song of all time

so I need to listen to "Whitewater" again just to be sure

o sunshine your loving beauty pass me by
should I waste my time
in your valley, beneath your sky?
aaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa I am home

black dog is awesome but I'm in way more of a battle of evermore sort of mood

I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon
waiting for the eastern blow

i will not fear, fear is the mind killer only the very strong ones travel this deep, Diane

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two thumpers are planted. the worm may not surface for the first, he will rise for the second. but remember, when the worm approaches you must be utterly still and close enough to plant the hook firmly under a ring segment. the wom will turn to lift this exposed area as far from the abrasive sand as possible and it will take you with it to the top. fo not get too close, as he approaches the sand will engulf you. wait till the head of the worm passes then go, quickly.

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