Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

listening to La Marseillaise fills me with patriotic fervor to work less than 40 hours a week and actually have more than five days of PTO annually

the popular game "France in Your Pants" initially produced in 1969 in which the players' objectives is to catapult the complete works of Victor Hugo into other players' pants

I'm sorry but I can't actually read "Cumtown" without my brain helpfully providing "Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me/Town to keep me movin' keep me groovin' with some energy"

damnit my upstairs neighbors are talking loudly again and as soon as I figure out a way to dance on my ceiling to annoy them, I will

then I realized that "toothpaste" had the same syllabic count as "best shot"

da da da duh duh duh duh duh duh duh da da
Well you're a dental surgeon with a long history
Of extracting cracked molars like this 43
That's okay, let's see how you do it
Wash out now spit, let's get down to it
Hit me with your toothpaste
Why don't you hit me with your toothpaste
Hit me with your toothpaste
Flossin' away

You can't append "ussy" to just anything. Sure it starts out innocently talking about someone's ninjussy or art nouveaussy, but eventually becomes so self referential each word ends in ussy and you've basically recreated pig latin. Actually I'm not sure why that might be bad.

*holds out two fingers*
Wanna see how they make matcha?
*waits until someone leans in to hold their nose between aforementioned two fingers*
MATCHA nose!

this is definitely Infected Mushroom's best album ever, along with Converting Vegetarians, Converting Vegetarians II, Return to the Sauce and Army of Mushrooms. I'm trying to remember, was IM the Supervisor their best album ever, or naw, it's not as best as the others.

this is definitely Infected Mushroom's best album ever, along with Converting Vegetarians, Converting Vegetarians II, Return to the Sauce and Army of Mushrooms

ranch dressing is America's equivalent to hoisin sauce

Villemann Og Magnhild https://youtu.be/vC0QfLCm-dM via @YouTube

Guitar Solo, No. 5 https://youtu.be/tThoCkzEr_s via @YouTube

@LexYeen https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/goblinidol/hungry-gnoles-eat-the-rich-zinequest-2023

The combination of the past few days of stress, agreeing to see parents tomorrow, probably going into a stressy week next week, and feeling really upset at something on Telegram convinced me that this might be a good time to have half an edible.

Wearing my poncho, since for some reason I find that very reassuring. And listening to Neil Young's music for Dead Man. Probably swap out to Zeppelin and IM at some point though.

lost as I may be
in the fog of my own noise and triviality
Grand Holy Mother, grant me clarity
I am standing on the edge of forever
forever.

Drew for the first time in days. Horse archers face orcs (I picture this guy as a chieftain, about to go down defiantly) and a drow fireteam (fighter, drider spellcaster, cleric). Despite the mushroom architecture I wasn’t actually listening to Infected Mushroom. #drawings

it's wild how the original version of "Of Wolf and Man" is all Ron Spencer spray of viscera when will you Rage, and the Goodnight Texas cover literally makes me tear up.

* listening to the Van Helsing soundtrack again
* which understandably reminds me of The Mummy Returns soundtrack
* best part of The Mummy Returns is the evil army, watches evil army parts
* suddenly wants smokes, tea, and date mahmoul

But twink death need not be final. Should the twink prepare a phylactery beforehand - for instance a pair of particularly short shorts - upon his 30th birthday he will rise once more as a twink lich, unable to be turned by normal clerics.

where is the horse and the rider?
where is the horn that was blowing?
where is the helm and the hauberk and the bright hair flowing?
they have passed like rain in the mountains
like wind in the meadow.
the days have gone down the west
behind the hills into shadow.

How did it come to this?
#westutheodenhai