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You might not believe it but it was assumed I’d do dinner here. Also I really like finishing sentences, and usually don’t notice that part.

uspol adjacent song choice 

The Exploited - Fuck the USA youtu.be/ZSCXwHEG0_w via @YouTube

I'd like to dedicate this to the fucking earth rapist, theocratic bigot war criminal book-banning traitors who held my country for ransom and were willing to negotiate for perks like, oh, making poor people have to jump through more hoops to get food stamps.

re explosions

why is it that "Baywatch" has nothing to do with Michael Bay?

I mean he could direct a Baywatch movie and they could even have bagels as a tie in

coyote sing along hour 

oh I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
anything ragged or rotten or rusty
yes I love trash!

oh will you look at this egregious bullshit?

I have here a newspaper 13 months old
I wrap fish inside it it's smelly and cold
but I wouldn't trade it for a big pot of gold!
I love it because it's trash!

classical Greece; came up with the muscled cuirass

classical Greece; also, had Diogenes living out of a barrel while claiming he was an oWo doggo.

therefore; if you showed a fursuit to someone from 5th century Athens, not only would they not have culture shock, they'd want one.

colored a couple of today. An old attempt to be Wayne Reynolds, fire elemental mounted on hellhound and elemental lord. And a more recent ant-gnoll from Pathfinder. Eye contact, macabre imagery.

Thirteenth Warrior quote 

Today was a good day. *coughs up blood* A good day. Go.

back to the Thirteenth Warrior soundtrack 

SPEARS SHALL BE SHAKEN!
SHIELDS SHALL BE SPLINTERED!
A SWORD DAY, A RED DAY, ERE THE SUN'S RISING!
RIDE NOW
RIDE NOW
RIDE FOR RUIN
AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!
DEATH!
DEATH!
DEATH!

... err sorry wrong movie.

okay, somehow I went from the mideastern leitmotifs in The Thirteenth Warrior to listening to Niyaz.

This is going to end with me getting stuff to make sabih or something

oh YEAAAH it's time for the Thirteenth Warrior soundtrack again!

My name is Ahmed ibn-Fadlan, ibn-Hamid, ibn-Rashid, ibn-Alabas. And things were not always thus.

Old Person story time/2001 

Okay, so I may have mentioned this before.

Back when I was a fairly little coyote, there was this show, The Electric Company - it was supposed to be Sesame Street for slightly older kids, fun but educational TV. I have no clue how something so focused on Black people and NYC got air time in rural Georgia public broadcasting but it was a brilliant show.

A LOT of the educational parts were cartoons which taught you about bits of written English - for instance Tom Lehrer contributed songs which got cartoons, about the -ly suffix or silent e. Some cartoons repeated a theme inspired by 2001, which was still pretty recent at that point. There'd be a 2001 style monolith and to the tune of Also Sprach Zarathustra, it'd crumble to reveal a syllable, like OO or AWK, which they'd repeat several times so you'd know how to pronounce it in the future.

So you can imagine how surprised I was when I finally was old enough to watch 2001... and there were monoliths... which didn't crumble at all!

*clicks on image* Okay, it's time for the furry cockworship theme tune again.

Also Sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30 - Strauss youtu.be/dfe8tCcHnKY via @YouTube

Images, fantasy creatures, decapitation, eye contact 

One today, vampires! Nosferatu, traditional bloodsucker on undead steed, and a Lovecraftian style invisible vampire who becomes visible when flushed with blood, inspired by a video about Mordheim.

pol adjacent rant 

Given the sheer volume of very real reasons to be pissed off at other people, ethnicity, orientation and gender are such COMPLETE non entities you know? These are personal things that make DnD edition wars seem important and yet, they're always literally life or death issues.

And it's tempting to reference the beginning of "How Long Not Long?" here. Convince people who are quite safe that they are under attack, and attack marginalized folks so they have to dump their energy into survival and nobody goes after the REAL issue - namely that if we just taxed the fuck out of rich people, our country could look more prosperous than Sweden.

pushed on job hunt stuff, finally ran into one which wanted email addresses for all prior supervisors (not available), calling it a day on job hunt.

coyote sing along hour, Beastie Boys 

a culture of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
to my mind I brought the image of light
and I expanded outward
my fear was just a shadow
and a voice spoke in my head
and She said; dark is not the opposite of light,
it's the absence of light.

coyote sing along hour 

I ride on the bus into the city every day
sit on the seat and I dream myself away
I dream I'm on an island with that foxy lady too
when I awaken, I must be mistaken,
I'm on 3rd Avenue!
Won't you take me away, and take away me?
Won't you take me away, and take away me?

it's weird how "Shake Your Rump" is not actually on their "Check Your Head" album

coyote sing along hour, Oingo Boingo, all caps 

DO YOU PEEK AT MAGAZINES
FILLED WITH DOGGIES AND LEATHER QUEENS?
NASTY HABITS! NASTY HABITS!
*waggles eyebrows menacingly*

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