Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

today's thing you can sing in "My Sharona" is "Hugo Weaving"

THUMP tink tink
THUMP tink tink
between the times when the oceans drank Atlantis
and the rise of the sons of Arius
there was an age undreamed of
and unto this, Conan!
destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow
it is I, his sagaler who alone can tell thee of his chronic
let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

my gender is

* looks up, eyes reflecting green in the dim evening light, blood matted muzzle pulled back to bare shockingly white canines, ears folded back *
* in a low throaty growl *

RUN.

... naw just kidding I present as really conventional cis-male.

#drawings today, a ghoul lord’s pleasure boat somewhere in the Underdark, and more of the small D&D characters - druids and one of the monks.

when suddenly, out from the hills, rode the ENTIRE OGLALA NATION. And baby, they was open for business! #MovieQuote #CorrectedSlur

Okay there were some details of my current temp job that *didn’t* stick from training, thus I’ve been readjusting to include that material and referencing everything I can get at; there’s still part of me feels I’m as dumb as a post AND that I’m about to be yelled at or fired for being innately inept. These aren’t useful feelings.

… similarly there’s this funeral services thing that sponsors/is mentioned on the dance music station and offers eco friendly burial practices and my brain always fills in “like being skeletonized by dermestid beetle larvae.”

Featuring family friendly activities like squid jigging! * hands child an upset Humboldt squid *

IIIIIIIII
CAN'T STAND IT
I KNOW Y'PLANNED IT
I'MA SET STRAIGHT THIS WATERGATE!
CAUSE I CAN'T STAND ROCKIN' WHILE I'M IN HERE!
CAUSE Y'CRYSTAL BALL AIN'T SO CRYSTAL CLEAR!
SO WHILE YOU SIT AND WONDER WHY
I GOT THIS FUCKIN' THORN IN MY SIDE?

Heart Attack Man (Remastered 2009) https://youtu.be/Sn3ZuiNRlbI via @YouTube

PUNCH SOMETHING! GO TO THE BEACH!

SLAY THEM ALL LET THEM COME
LET THEM COME
LET THEM COME
LET THEM COME
THEY COME FOR MEAT! SANDWICH!
MEAT! SANDWICH!

NIN: Big Man With A Gun (Karaoke) https://youtu.be/F2LccyE9oi0 via @YouTube perfect for singing along to in your best Elmer Fudd imitation

@egypturnash inspired me to listen to NIN's "Reptile" again and once more I am struck by how when I was but a young childhood abuse survivor I thought this album was about every source of pain in my existence and naw, it's about Trent whining cause he's not getting laid (alternatively, Trent getting laid).

#drawings even more of the small D&D characters; bards, the remaining wizard, one of the fighters and both warlocks.

Who would win in a fair fight, The Munsters or The Flintstones?

Proposed mashup of Anita Ward’s “Ring My Bell” and Queen’s “Bicycle Race”

Does NOT help that like the third account I hit, had something like 4 transactions which didn’t process by COB on 05/31 and figuring those out ate my brain like the illithids on the 8th level.

Bleaaah, fortunately this is pretty easy for account reconciliation but my IQ has dropped to like 60 and I just want a nap and a big bowl of ramen and a shower. Or hiyashi chuko. I’m not picky.

Pre-Elon Twitter; a little like if Coca-Cola sold pretty good pop, and yet constantly tried to get you to use it to make red velvet cake, degrease parts etc.

Post-Elon Twitter; a little like if Coca-Cola constantly tried to get you to pay more for increasingly lousy pop, possibly because the company wanted to ensure only people the owner liked would drink their pop.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/these-strategies-and-life-hacks-can-help-anyone-with-adhd-as-well-as-those-who-struggle-with?utm_source=pocket-newtab

"Many with ADHD are motivated to first fulfill urgent and unimportant tasks such as responding to the requests of others, because someone else’s sense of urgency seems more important than their own needs. Also, doing something for someone else can lead to quick positive feedback and provide a welcome break from what may be a stressful task. The Eisenhower matrix prioritizes what’s most important instead of what’s most immediately gratifying."

Well yes and no, my neurotypical friend. It's NOT even vaguely about gratifying, it's that there's someone who NEEDS me to solve math problems or who NEEDS me to help them in the kitchen or who NEEDS me to work overtime hauling stuff in a warehouse or who NEEDS me to pay rent which they've just increased etc, etc, etc. I am trying to survive, not to surf waves of serotonin here.