Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Lord of the Pants! Using musical numbers to tell the mythical story of how Irish people gave up wearing leine without Hose but the evil creation of Don Denim became turned to good.

*15’ of Tillamook factory later*

It’s Captain Solo! And he’s still vacuum packed in cheese! *jazz hands*

What’s that girl? Timmy fell into the Cheddarmaster and is being flipped over and folded?

The Gray Line flag honors our brave IRS employees, who make sure we can have freeways and schools.

Do you think the con hotel pipes in a muzak version of the Deutschlandlied for the RNC? Where does everyone go as a default when you’re too rich to wind up at Denny’s?

I was gonna put on the all ska station, but we can’t pick it up here!

Subskeet/tangent; have you considered that given how much he goes on about his awesome boots and awesome coats and this scrawny babe he hooked up with at the club, Tom Bombadil is actually the Gothiest character in LotR despite how he's nowhere near tragic like Theoden or w/e?

Related; thanks to Mark Twain I assume “Peter Dinklage” is some sort of maritime reference. I’m not sure how much Dinklage a boat needs to operate nor why but I assume a Peter worth of it is about 5’4”.

Brent Spiner, for when you really need your Brent spined. Don’t miss this amazing TV offer!

Meanwhile, happy Ukraine Independence Day to anyone celebrating!

Power breeds parasites, long live anarchy!

Okay, not only have I not listened to this Weird Al album in full in years, but it’s been long enough that I apparently associate it with “Space Hulk.”

I Wish I Were A Pretty Fox Girl hour, right around May I Go Draw Now Please o’clock. Coterminous with Naptime and Offshore Recruiters Who Don’t Actually Have Anything o’clock, which is pretty much all day.

Fuckers started calling me at 0630 this morning.

Mariachis I'd Like to Fuck

Mesopotamians I'd Like to Fuck

Miraconyx I'd Like to Fuck

I'm up with acid reflux again.

Something that's taken me this long to notice; if I feel bad, it literally takes time to step that back, when part of the process is spotting default assumptions, triggers from childhood, low blood sugar. The world isn't ending, I'm not actually trapped in misery forever, just whatever reason is kicking in. In the time it takes to step that back I am very literally vulnerable to anything that triggers me further and for the first 18 years of my life there just was never enough literal time to interject doubt into this terrible narrative and to step it back.

have you considered how everything is adult entertainment when you're this old?

#drawings today (or partly today - the orc fighter was from yesterday and the fight scene is a redo of a June drawing)

READ MY WRITING ON THE WALL
NO-ONE'S THERE TO CATCH ME WHEN I FALL
CAUGHT BETWEEN MY CULTURE AND THE SYSTEM
GENOCIIIIIIIIIIDE!

SOME OF THOSE WHO WORK FORCES
ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES!
SOME OF THOSE WHO BURN CROSSES
ARE THE SAME WHO HOLD OFFICE!
UNGH!
KILLING IN THE NAME OF!