“Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair
But Gollum and the eeeeevil one
Crept up and slipped away with her”
… man, that Gollum gets ALL the girls. It’s gotta be his Andy Serkis like charm. Get you a man who’s had sashimi for dinner nearly every night for the last 300 years.
Also it’s wild that they were able to say “Mordor” during concerts and not have the audience scream “DO NOT SPEAK THAT WORD SO LOUDLY HERE”
Uspol adjacency
Who the FUCK cares what JD Vance thinks? Even if I were more right leaning, or thought any Republican had anything positive or practical to contribute to dialogue, “known for previously being one of Trump’s only right wing critics now maintaining this is fantastic” does NOT suggest ideas not linked to personal profit.
Fuckin’ Edge “Front Page Material”. Gonna be a long 4+ months.
ugh, apparently CNN gets ads on FurAffinity now. I can't faintly explain what a giant cold shower with extra bleach it is to see a photo of (former) President Scowl while I'm looking at brainless animal people porn. Explaining how I know what a cold shower with extra bleach feels like is preferable.
I swear if somehow there's any hint of news coverage at the dispensary or the taqueria I'm going to break something.
https://youtu.be/BjqYHSQwtQg?si=hMaVcw9z07mDfwq_&t=739
Ew. It's not a jewel, it's a dirty old piece of crap!
Uspol, all caps, probably horrible about body stuff
*image searches*
THE MAN IS A FUNKO POP!
HIS HEAD IS A NEARLY PERFECT CUBE!
I’M GOING TO DIE IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP WEARING A DOUBLE TRIANGLE AND ONE OF THE PEOPLE RUNNING THE SHOW IS A FUCKING FUNKO POP!
CUUUUUUUBE!
I mean yeah Vance won’t see this and my friends who are Funko-Pop-Americans will but this is too good
Lots of random gunk, but some drawings and cooking talk too. Obsesses about DnD and related topics. Left-leaning/profoundly frustrated politics. Black lives matter; trans rights are human rights.
Occasionally NSFW art and discussion, please do follow if you're 18+.