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Even more filk, more all caps, more Peter Steele voice 

DEAR PRUDENCE
PULL THE SPITTING WIRES DOOOOOWN
DEAR PRUDENCE
WITH A GRIMACE AND SOOOOUND
THE HELPLESS FOLKS ON SUBWAY TRAINS
THEY SCREAM AT YOU IN FEAR AND PAIN
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOU MAKE YOUR WAY DOWNTOWN?
LOOK AROUND AROUND AROUND AROUND

Filk, all caps 

*Peter Steele voice*

DEAR PRUDENCE
SPUNS A WEB ANY SIZE
DEAR PRUDENCE
CATCHES THIEVES LIKE FLIIIIES
WELL ARE YOU STRONG
WELL LISTEN BUD
CAUSE YOU’VE GOT
RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOU CME OUT TO PLAAAY.

Reacting normally to stress by singing along with Siouxsie and the Banshees’ cover of “Dear Prudence” in my best Peter Steele voice

NARRATOR: they did not actually sound anything like Peter Steele

Mah name’s Miss Clytaemenestra Torus, but you can call me Cly, sugah *fans self*

Why do I even try to communicate a personal want with these people? It’s like I’m still fucking 8. Or 10, or 16, or 23, or 34, or… извините пожалуйста вы разговариваете по русский? Конечно я не справлюсь какой-то язык ВЫ понимаете!

Folksy Sign; “Having a SWEDISH fika.”

I assume “Having a FINNISH fika” would be “vodka is basically coffee right?”

lost my temper

if the world's richest Jew-hater can throw money at a candidate who'll harm us, a dirt-poor yid can throw what little money I can spare.

Star Wars theory;

"Jizz" obviously has Big Band influences but we've only seen small live ensembles - Max Rebo Band, Figrin D'An and the Modal Nodes and two vocalists in Solo.

Based on how big bands gave way to smaller groups in the late 40s, and how the SWverse is less obviously prosperous after the Clone Wars, I'm assuming that before jizz popular music of the Old Republic drew on 30+ musicians.

The best thing about Dune ISN’T “Shakespearean feuding nobles mixed with Arab Revolt and future knife fights is kinda bland without having the key resource be Space LSD synthesized by giant mutant earthworms, plus Space Nuns, Shiite Gnomes, etc.”

The BEST part is how everyone adapting Dune went “this is kinda dull honestly, what it REALLY needs is the longest continuous shot ever/fetuses in a bong sneezing between dimensions/the galaxy’s elite soldiers throat singing during a rainstorm/etc.”

today. I started with the idea of illithids having veiny heads, and that grew into superscience with a hapless victim to contribute gray matter to the Elder Brain, and obviously my concept of “hapless victim” is a Mitch Byrd styled pretty heavier girl.

Where's George then?

What day is it?

Sitar-day.

Then George'll be 'ere.

and of course putting ON "Revolver" gets me to "Eleanor Rigby."

Woe. Is. Me?

Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and it's only Thursday morning.

went from “when it slows down today, I’ll draw illithids, maybe they have obviously brainy heads and head veins” to “octopus head people ruled by an Elder Brain definitely get theremin music” and I went though part of The Day the Earth Stood Still’s and Mars Attacks’ soundtracks while pencilling.

I actually… don’t dislike how Cybertrucks look, mostly BECAUSE they look like something from a mid 90s Battletech manual. I can easily imagine about 30 of them, with missile launchers, swarming an Atlas. Given what I know about Tesla, this would be 2/3 the normal amount of missiles and firing them would hit the brakes, EXACTLY what you want while attacking an Atlas. I hadn’t considered you’d have to launch the missiles using your phone app, though. NOBODY playing Battletech in the 90s would.

BUTTOCK BRETHREN, 1987, PG, 109 min. Arsch and Loch are twin brothers best known for their series of exercise videos promising glutes like theirs, starring in this fantasy thriller as twin brothers wielding improbably double bitted axes and of course their own tight rear ends to defeat evil sorcery.

“Frugal people” well maybe what I want to know about is how FUNGAL people save money?

The down side of finally taking a half edible to sleep; I think I wasn’t sleeping well the last few days and now I’m sober and also wish I could get 2 more hours of sleep!

oh yeah

I think the heat actually WAS getting to me more than I thought because it's NOT just emotional (proteins denature, body uses resources, etc) and because it's constant low-intensity stress, which is going to wear me out.

hence the insomnia and quasi panic attack

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