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@Austin_Dern That totally sounds about my speed these days, to be honest. Heh.

playa prep saga: now with tent 

@neonNeptunian You playa krilla, you. XD

@rey something something overdriven woofers and tweeters something n.n

@elomatreb@glitch.social @HTHR@cybre.space Why was there no postprandial followup with the bears, then? This isn't some sort of kindergarden, we have standards.

Hmm.

Could you get enough of the essential amino acids from a diet of four soymilk iced grande Frappuccino beverages daily to survive long-term without protein-synthesis issues?

"'Melted sheep butter'?!"
"...what?"
"Those poor sheep! And how can you even milk them like that!"
"..."
"... I'm overthinking this menu, aren't I."
"Oh yeah."

pun squeaky rubber suit (drawing) 

@001zlnv "He's doing five to ten years Hard Mime." "Ain't nothing hard about *that* mime."

pain 

@zx3 yyyaaay i'll get the ratchets youyouyou get the smokes n.n

@mysidia @zebratron2084 I was more of a sidekick than a lead character back then - hadn't had my Spin-off Event yet. ;D

pain 

@zx3 (or, maybe, just "dammit I am sorry you hurt and I wish there was a)a better treatment available and b)some way I could help" :( )

pain 

@zx3 *kerwince*

Friend Robot. I have had inhibitors installed to stop me from suggesting how people should or should not medicate themselves. Because nobody needs that! And I respect your personal autonomy to melt your liver in any way you see fit. And migraines are the absolute worst.

*starts glitching*

*badly*

*grins*

SeE mE. N-N-N-N-NOT ADV0CA7ING. GABAPENTIN oR ERGOTAMINE Or EMESIS

*smoke venting out left ear*

FILTHY E4RTH MONIES. CAN B3. HeLPED WITH.

*tail falls off*

PLEAS3

Our Enemies in Blue 

"Crime and criminality were [are] thus constructed to reflect the ideological needs of elites. Criminality was less a matter of what people did than of what they represented."

This is why policing and criminalizing behaviors inevitably leads to oppression of poor people, people of color, homeless people, etc

This is why calling the cops on someone "acting strangely" can end with that person dead

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annoying thought 

@kobold you know what you doing take off every toot

@zebratron2084 As an aside, between my home and my grade school, I walked daily through a pleasant residential neighbourhood. One of the sidestreets I passed every day?

goo.gl/maps/U9HFq9iVsR42

Hell no I didn't go down it. I was media savvy. XD

@Fuego Pink it is! Paypal momentrabbit at gmail dot com five bucks for a couple of coffees and let me know where you'd like me to mail it when it's printed. n.n

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