@literorrery Well, if you're going to talk all seductive like that, I'll have to overlook it on account of birb. n.n
Selfcare is, tho. >.>
@literorrery ಠ___________ಠ
@kobi_lacroix Nah, that's, that's wozzit... 'Bowdler's Bludgeon.' Beats any complex problem into a small analogy or simple metaphor, no matter how many corners you have ta knock off'n.
@JulieSqveakaroo (Shi's also an IBM.)
@kelseyhusky Lucky for you, hon, I still have the Auxiliary Lucky Foot deployed! *OMINOUS THRUMMM* You're now getting 500% of the average full intensity luckbeam an average quarter-foot channel can demux on a shared probability feed. *YOU CANNOT FAIL*. The Infinite Is Possimble. Gotcherback, Boo. n.n
mood (🐯)
@zebratron2084 (🎈)
@porsupah ... nnnnno??? O.o
"You know, if you had a desktop plotter you could cut films to silkscreen your own circuitboard paint layers."
"... so? I don't need that ability. I can barely keep up with maintenance on The Folly. I haven't even started testing the board mill. Aren't we getting a bit ahead of o-"
"Purple. Circuit. Boards."
"..."
"With rainbow traces."
"You're the devil. The actual devil. Aren't you?! I'll never finish *anything*."
"MUAHAHAHAHA!"
@krinndnz Tygress Tygress glowing bright. n.n
@porsupah If I could put a zipper in Hopkins and just *wear* them, I *totally would*. XD
@porsupah sure thing. Who are you?
@Anonmsyellow Welcome aboard. n.n
toy thing? fwoomp
@001zlnv I'm glad you did! Very shiny. n.n
@squirrel_ebooks ... I'm listening.
"Fight me," the knight called.
"No," the dragon yawned.
"You must!"
"No."
"But it is your purpose!"
"In your story, not mine. Tell another."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Pneu-goo
@001zlnv Well, the ending where the humans have all been shagged out and the world is all lonely AI gooblimps is the "Bad Ending," while the ending where we're all converted into progressively more impressively intelligent, pneumatic and sexually omnicapable polymeroids would be...
Wait for it...
The "Goo'd Ending".
n.n
@001zlnv Curious as to the nature of their negativity. Issues of consent arising from the agency associated with intelligence? Don't want to see Pete and Polly Polymer getting their itch scratched? Afraid of the Pneu Goo scenario, where the world becomes a shagged out husk of perfectly-satiated-to-death humans and billions of iteratively evolved apex sexblimps?
@JulieSqveakaroo ... as... opposed... to... ah. Right. Forgot.
Qvite.
o________o
(*twitch*)
YOV ARE GIVINK ME A CONCERN, MACROOPODICVS MAXIMVS. >.<
(Happy dreams. 💜)
@JulieSqveakaroo When you start hallucinating due to the lack of sleep, no matter how helpful the hallucination? Do *not* let the hallucinations hold the wheel while you drive. Please.
*frets a bit*
@JulieSqveakaroo If it ain't in writing, it ain't documented. If it ain't *documented*, it ain't *happening*.
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Grumble. >.<
Middle-aged scatterbrain working in 'the healthcare field'. Teaching a computer to sculpt in my spare time. Torontoish. Pronouns: he/hare