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@LexYeen @Leucrotta Hell, the same encapsulation technique and bioregulation of dose could be used for trans men as well. And you *know* the aging cismale population will be beating down their doors for a cure for 'manopause'.

I have found the greatest machine name.

edis.ifas.ufl.edu

eediss eyefass ooful edyu

EEDISS EYEFASS OOFUL EDYU

EEDISS EYEFA*connection lost*

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town The nurse shark is the very greyhound of the sea: they go nomfnomfnom in their sleep, lie on the ground and love pettings.

(Ok, really they open and close their mouths while sleeping to keep water flowing over their gills but dammit they *look* like they are cutely nomfing mashmallows in their sleep and you can't tell me otherwise. :D)

Blood. (-) 

@zx3 KLAUS IST MEIN COWORKER! Oh, ghods, if these people had access to a forklift they'd paint the town red...

Blood. (-) 

Elbows have far more of it under pressure than you might think.

Also, that daily low-dose Aspirin to keep your platelets from clumping? Heh, that sucker works as advertised.

I am not going to waste my evening in the ER for three more stitches. I waste ao much of my day as is.

@vahnj Well, their names were Peanut, Jelly and Butter, and they were otters, so why wasn't Butter actually Botter just to save time?

I guess they couldn't be bottered. >.>

Usefulness. 

@ElectricKeet It shouldn't need to be said, but really, let's face the truth: speaking as responsible, mature people, there are some VERY compelling video games out there these days. (nodnods)

"What did the wolves howl?" Earth asked.
"Nothing," Moon said.
"But you blushed?"
"..they called me large, round, and beautiful."
"You are."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

And all that you love and all that you hate
All you distrust, all you save
And all that you give and all that you deal
And all that you buy, beg, borrow or steal
And all you create and all you destroy
And all that you do and all that you say
And all that you eat and everyone you meet
And all that you slight and everyone you fight
And all that is now and all that is gone
And all that's to come and everything under the moon has its worth
But the moon is eclipsed by the Earth

@mmsword Nope! Although I was in a cave when my Prawnsuit got totalled. Subnautica! Biome I was never in before. It gets *funky* 500 feet down!

Blood Oil! Deep Shrooms! Teleporting B#####! NOOOO PRAWN MCSHRIMPFACE NOOOO!

Game is getting deep.

Maelstrom (- - -) 

@Phorm *Gentle hugs* If immersion in the metacosm isn't a solution, immersion in the orthocosm is just as extreme a solution - and will not likely be any more sustainable in the long term, hon.

Please, don't cut us all off completely if you have to swing the pendulum back for a time. Maintain some threads of contact.

You will always be welcome.

@JulieSqveakaroo Well, ABS Mastersmith J. Neilson is holding Historic Weapons Recreation Specialist David Baker back, as Edged Weapon Specialist Doug Marcaida is slicing vines with a Merchants of Qikost energy sword and telling Commander Sheppard that, yes, "It will cut." If Link's Master Sword can't penetrate an engine block, he may be going home without the 10,000 Rupee "Forged in Framerate" prize.

...popcorn?

gender; self-awareness; staggering self-unawareness 

@zebratron Digging a tunnel under the TERFs and armed gatekeepers of the camp, dumping trowelfuls of dirt from the cuffs of your pants, as you break yourself, a blind genderforger and hundreds of other genderprisoners out of the binary sexjail.

Yes. This is a good look for you. 💜

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