Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@Ope@snouts.online The Dog you get from Monster Rancher when you use a Foo Fighters Greatest Hits CD.

Impostor syndrome is made somewhat easier when you've got your alter personas cheering you on. o_o

*Peels out of his work kilt and teeshirt, unties his hair, showers, and emerges wearing a bright blue miniskirt that's actually Shorts, and an open hawaiian shirt*

Sometimes I'm Boy enby and sometimes I'm Girl enby.

@Duende@snouts.online This is why we need to go on the metric system.

@kelseyhusky Flowers are a lotta hard work

This is what I mean when I say I'm an Eden Dragon.

I can make whatever kind you like.

Wherever life Can, it Does.

Your transfemme friends all have bigger dicks than you Ever had.

Dysphoria cuts both ways, and at random.

Deadbeat Puberty.

Muscle mass? What's that?

Tits and vagina have the right sexual response wired in, but hardware was not installed at the factory.

Straight cis girls have no idea what to do with a 'guy' who wants to have sex with them, but it's Lesbian Sex.

The very idea of binary gender becomes totally cumbersome and leads to internal angst and confusion for two decades.

May: Everything is Aggro, Hornt to level 10, jerkin it 7 times a day just to get away from the Testosterone Feeling. All my Transfriends look like Food.

End of July: Tits start hurting, super femme feelings, Very calm, very emotionally attuned, physical libido drops to Nothing and random boners stop, but psychological libido goes thru the roof and all I'm craving is being Very Female.

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life Yah except Karen stole that Zelda shirt from me. ;;

I'm gonna go outta my way to remind everyone that Kilts are a thing, they're Awesome, they have Pockets, they're gender neutral and still let you wear a Skirt which is Great affirmation if you're transitioning, especially paired with fun and colorful leggings.

Also Hawaiian shirts are available in myriad colors and soft, flowing fabrics, while being cut for those of us with Broad shoulders. They can be taken in to fit your form Easily and Thrift Stores have them by Fistfulls.

I'm not saying all Dragon furries are autism spectrum cases but it Does track with wanting to be perceived universally as both powerful and sexy at the same time, to make up for the fact that most of us feel Neither powerful nor sexy in our pitiful mortal meatsuits.

@Draekos Actually Yes. If you're Plural it means you're identifying different configurations of personality who are At Home using different parts of the Brain.

We have a pretty standard Right/left hemisphere communication problem, and a disconnect from the Cerebellum. In our cases, that ends up with Tohri, Kerithe, and Yaori.
And as we've gone, we've learned to Cross-train. At first, Yaori was Blind not because she couldn't use the Eyes, but because she couldn't find the Visual cortex.
Now she makes the Other two seem Blind because she can use the visual cortex for so much more and she doesn't get the overstim problems of routing everything thru left and right hemispheres to interpret it First, she does all the processing in the Cerebellum.

So, what this means for you folks: I kinda need to get to know your systems, what they're like, how they Behave, and what they Mean to you, and figure out what parts of the brain they like to ride in. Based on that, they can be assigned Jobs to do while Subconscious that keep you running at peak health.

Like a starship crew.

@FamiliarAlien@snouts.online Look, I'm 90% Cryptic Witch Shit for a Reason. I could just make every Toot like This and get everyone all perturbed.

I keep it to 10% Vicious Witch Truth Shrapnel Bombs because I have trouble keeping up with my Notifications otherwise. XD