@RussellTheFox That's all kinds of fucked up, I'm so sorry.
to explain this: the bongcloud is a joke opening where you move your king forward within the first 3 moves of the game. this is basically never, ever a good idea, it's called the bongcloud as a joke
however, some of the best chess players in existence like to play stuff like this just to kinda. flex on their opponents and make the game harder for themselves because they're just that fucking good
@Leucrotta To be fair, that'd be my first move too.
re: horny, enter the Technician
@distressedegg Hold yerself in Abeyance there M'aam, no disrespect meant but I'm the maintenance technician, I'm gonna need you to reboot in safe mode and open up those access panels, you've put off regular inspection and maintenance checkup last fifteen times, and eaten the poor bastard they sent.
Best not try me out on your neurals, got a nasty virus in my grey matter, won't much like Her.
@Leucrotta Your art was always the kinda thing I felt intimidated by because you were Always so damn good, and always improving.
If you could use someone to talk to about it who's in the same caliber, hit up @budgiebin@a.weirder.earth or @budgiebin on telegram.
She's a semi-pro artist in furry and can give you some insight on what it's like. And she could use an art buddy of your caliber.
@RussellTheFox You're doing great, this is a time of trials.
Hang in there. it's 24 hours of lemons, not the Grand Prix
re: Holidays, health
@ROCKETLAZ Well Shit, I really hope you're Okay, looks like the Dread God Finagle finally noticed you.
@Leucrotta Oh, I've had a bunch of those.
It's Capitalism saying you don't lick enough boot. They're Trying to make you a Statistic.
@masklayer I'll give you a ride in my Continental, and you can The Trans Experience, in Car Form.
@masklayer need a sexy car that's worth it
RT @Caudlewag@twitter.com
New Burnel Resident: Skimmer Scattershot!
He is a dragon-dragonfly who runs the post! He stores potions in his bag that he uses to change size to deliver giant/small parcels!
A mascot for my new PO Box You can find the address below!
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@FreyaManibrandr This was more expectations of Performance and Aptitude. I was Groomed all to hell by my Mom, but on all the stuff that isn't part of the mainstream Trans Experience.
I was expected to do Men's Work with the men of the tribe, but I was also expected to do all the Women things, and speak the language and understand the state of being that is "Mom"
My mom always wanted a Daughter and projected that Hard on me.
@Leucrotta Probably gonna end with you feeling like shit.
re: more day job related
@Leucrotta Or find a workplace Not run by Vampires.
re: Religion
@Felthry You're absolutely correct, though the cutest ones we know of are also the most effective at getting their way in the spirit world.
I joked earlier about my Kobolds being Anarcho-syndicalists but they're That, with a Navy and Air Force.
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot