Seriously Spooky Souris 🏳️‍🌈🎃 @Mous@awoo.space

@irisjaycomics Oh, he was awful in EVERY imaginable way. But seeing a grown adult panic at tofu? Fucking priceless.

@irisjaycomics Related story: In high school, my friend's father was *literally* afraid to eat tofu because he'd heard it could increase your estrogen levels. Once he had miso soup and freaked out when he found tofu at the bottom. He was about five feet tall and drove a raised truck with wheels half as tall as he was and a piece of fake roadkill attached to the hitch.

@irisjaycomics I do believe these are the same people who wound l up drinking raw onion juice to increase their virility! So I guess they just live in a magic RPG world where food influences physical stats?

@irisjaycomics It's some dumbass internet mra slang for a not-masculine man. Because soy has... estrogen? and the evil feminist vegetarians are forcing it into our diets to take over or something.
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To be honest, that still sounds pretty fucky

@Mous take my stylus away from me please

Every time I read "soy boy" my immediate instinct is to parse it as somebody's fucky tofu OC

We shed 30,000-40,000 skin cells an hour. That means a cell of your skin could be teleported into space once every second and you'd never even know the difference.

One of the major things I really dislike about living in California is that if you hear about a cool event happening in a city you don't recognize it might be half an hour away and it might be EIGHT HOURS AWAY.

Not up to getting a good selfie rn but my aesthetic is officially Holographic Dad and I'm very proud of that

@catterfly How about a make you a Scrooge McDuck out of gumpaste?

Hey so what anime are looking 👀👌 this season?

@irisjaycomics (Which is to say we have heck of board games and would be happy to help you figure out where to start if you'd like!)

@irisjaycomics (Drags you and Nero into my apartment for a massive bread-baking-and-board-game-testing party)

@irisjaycomics The first several times I saw that first picture I dismissed it as cobblestone and I only JUST realised what it actually is and UH????

@leafnoodle But!!! The anguilliform nook!!!!

@leafnoodle Zeni is 404 getting an Eel I need to know this PLEASE

@Mous (I'm doing fine this is just shitposting)