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What's up it's your rodent boi up all night because time is fake and sleep cycles are imaginary

In salt-caked caves deep beneath the crashing waves, adventurers beware the dreaded Lichnoodle!

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Monster Manual style commission for my ever-patient dragon friend, @leafnoodle !

#masoart #dragon #dnd

negative 

I have this crawling "you're fucking everything up" feeling and I can't seem to shake it. I'm gonna try to keep pushing ahead, though, because the other option is hermiting myself and I think that's a bad idea. Hopefully this is just because my meds schedule got a little messy...

Top surgery benefit: I cut my hair and don't have to deal with itchy hair bits under my titty, because: no titty

If you can't be funny without punching down, you're not actually a funny person.

Realising we're running short on bookshelf space... again..... :(

Rudolph keeps playing through my head, but I'm consistently remembering the line as "the most dangerous reindeer of all"???

Had the briefest, strangest thought of Quark and Odo singing "Do You Love Me" from Fiddler.

food 

One weird trick to avoid feeling gross in your stomach: eat actual food instead of whatever edible thing is physically closest to you

My brain: Mmm yes lay on belly good. comfy.

Every other part of my body: no no no no no NO NO-

Recovery 

I've caught a cold from my partner and let me say, a stuffy nose when you're only allowed to sleep on your back is NOT GREAT

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re: food, but just barely 

@irisjaycomics (and celery + peanut butter is for cowards who don't want to be seen eating PB with a spoon)

re: food, but just barely 

@irisjaycomics Celery is great if you
A) want Crunch and Literally Nothing Else, Actually Other Traits are Bad
or
B) want to make any dish taste vaguely like a wet potato salad

Otherwise? Garbage halfpipe for ants.

Another day, another creator turning out to be transphobic 

I had no idea about Graham Linehan. :/ Knew jack shit about the guy personally but I remember enjoying a lot of shows he worked on. Feeling bummed at how hateful the word can be.

Recovery 

Going to be sappy for a sec-

I'm complaining a lot about the recovery process for top surgery and making silly jokes and such, but I am honestly so fucking glad I did this. I've been glad about it from the second I woke up in the hospital (though I admittedly was groggy enough that it mostly expressed as "oh hey. nice.") and that feeling has not abated in the slightest.

No post-op depression, no delayed emotional processing, nearly no pain. Just the difference with a shirt on is already enough to make the results more than worth it - the way my scars turn out is nearly meaningless in comparison. The surgery was already a success. I can walk with my back straight and my head held tall, and I am so happy.

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I officially haven't drawn anything in a week and I'm not sure how people who don't draw survive. What do they do when they have a really dumb idea pop into their head??? Just leave it there????

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