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@Gaypow Saturday Night To Love Ru

@vahnj UTILI-TITYAHFSASFUASFASF

IUHUIHASFH

I CANT

I

DED

@vahnj ohhhh my gosh

like for real

ps1 lara croft

when I first played tomb raider i had already heard people all like "MAAAN LARA CROFT IS SO HOT WITH HER HUGE TITS UNF" and I hadn't seen her so I got the game and looked at the cover and then played the game and looked at her ingame model and I was like

"...guys...what the fuck???????"
I mean sure I like boobs. boobs are nice. but...not ones you could cut glass with.

and I don't mean the nipples i mean those triangular wedge boobs..

@vahnj to this day the great fairy always makes me slightly uncomfortable.

but also she tol

and tol gals = very yes.

@Bisexuhell@queer.party Pretty much the main theme of it yeah XD

...found a document called "Elite: Dangerously Inebriated"...

apparently I was attempting to start a fictionalised account of my terrible flight skills in Elite Dangerous whereby I generally always came into land WAY too fast and WAY too hard as I was getting used to the controls, then kept challenging myself to speedrun landings for kicks.

oh heck I've got a video of Kami buttfluffing out of excitement and also attacking my feet. Aaaa my kitty is so cute...

only issue is you can hear my voice and auuaughhhh hate my voice hate my voice hate my voice hate hate hate hate haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

@Siphonay@octodon.social ...oh jeez. why capcom why. D:

why the memms.

@masklayer this sticker pack just gets better and better

and lewder.

@theoutrider What if that was the anti piracy measure?

@jk oh...

o-....oh...

oh I see o_o

@bunnylyn tossed salad as one arm sleeve tat, scrambled eggs as the other.

@Mawloc@witches.town boosting that post if its okay because it resonates so much and.... and I needed to read it, and I hope it'll help others too. Thank you for posting this.

@theoutrider oh no

@grime_witch@witches.town @masklayer can't not fav the pun.
i must

for it is a pun.