DATA UPLINK ACQUIRED @Nine@awoo.space

RT @coffeeshopjihad@twitter.com
No idea who this little girl is, but she wins today. #WomensMarchDC

I have an important announcement:

Polka dot paws. https://mastodon.social/media/4ZchZgQ6HGyQ4Zb7mNs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0HCZ4YGqbw

esteemed hams

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If you had to explain computer games to someone who had never played them where would you start? Or if you would wanted them play one as an introduction what would it be?

Then, where would you go from there?

boost if https://awoo.space/media/Av4wfXvxqHVDuHmSA_Q

#commissions are... OPEN!!

hmu for $15 sketches, $20 color, and $40 paintings!!

i'll draw you! i'll draw your sona! i'll draw your favorite oc! your favorite character! your pet!

( #mastoart examples: @bunnylyn https://mastodon.social/media/TSqHME5AlOuwK_ryVPA, @Ulfra_Wolfe https://mastodon.social/media/njZR-s88Ulp4w7D9fa8, and @Nine & @rycuda https://mastodon.social/media/Dr5Tedrj7PxntEebzC0 )

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https://anticapitalist.party/media/5_IKJGiiefLwMSNjSKg

@Tom gargled

"gargon boosted my status and now my instance is getting <verb>"

https://anticapitalist.party/media/BsU4Ic8hmBfkeNhQD_s

1. Create an account on mastodon.social if you can.
2. Create four others on random instances after your first day. Trust me.
3. Accept that the web interface is simply objectively better than any app or JS/CSS customized version.
4. Let it into your heart.
5. Let it into your Secret Garden™
6. Move the bodies at the Jersey turnpike back upstate.
7. Become a furry.
8. Become post-furry.
9. The cheese stands alone.
10. Ass.

Also helpful for new people:

What to CW? Spoilers (pls hashtag so ppl can find later), food (for ppl w/ eating disorders, or for vegans etc), NSFW, mental health, common phobias, body image/weight loss, bigotry, current events, commonly distressing topics. Speaking for myself, I want to read bad news, but I want to decide to do it and have a moment to prepare.

Random FAQs: https://dev.glitch.social/@cassolotl/99213957824906633

find (some of) your twitter friends with Mastodon Bridge: https://bridge.joinmastodon.org/

#tootorial

Reminder that respecting people's identity is not up for debate. Good night, awoo

can we take the fact that shadows are always cast directly beneath every object as definitive proof that animal crossing takes place on the inner surface of a dyson sphere