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@wsteria @jessmahler Wait, hang on, how exactly does this work? What translates word count increases into fish, I've gotta know

@Doephin Cookie Clicker. It's for having a very large number of "chancemakers", which generate cookies out of sheer improbability. I guess the reference here is "Lady Luck"

I temporarily regressed to full cold-blooded lizard during a hot shower. I may have used all the hot water up in all the world.

It was totally worth it though.

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@hystericempress I completely lost my shit after seeing that movie and went into a crying fit for something like an hour, maybe more. I totally get where you're coming from. :/

@mawr I tell you what, I'm done using the pentagonal pieces of shit I have now, they don't help me organize or sort anything. No strength or compression!

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re: medical care (injection mentioned) 

@Taylor @kistaro That's a pandemic. :)

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@Phorm So, like....
"Whoa, Djinn, the music's contagious
Djinn is my name, no one else is the same
Djinn! is my name"

?

uspol take 

In the days to come, offer this man no respect. He is a bully, a pathetic pile of excuses and bluster with nothing of substance beneath him. There is nothing to honor there. But fascists are dangerous, so when you make of him a laughingstock be sure to do mercilessly.

Nothing cool, nothing positive, nothing that paints him with any kind of honor or redeeming qualities. A squalling manchild whom even Nixon would sneer at and steal candy from.

Also, sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc, motherfucker.

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The gender of the day is a wedge of threatening blue jays.

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Good afternoon to the Dragon from Timespinner, who I just learned exist and I LOVE

This seems to be fitting the mood on Masto tonight (cw: Possibly Proper Death Litany) 

"Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to ensure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen."

Creatures of Light and Darkness, Roger Zelazny.

@mawr I would like to notify you that I am notifying you about my reply to your post which is this reply that I have notified you about.

@anthracite Soon they will be returning from college with significant others who do not meet with your approval.

With everybody staying in because of the quarantimes, this year may be the easiest year ever for the Little Drummer Boy game.

littledrummerboy.info/

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