Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
@Phorm @anthracite I did enjoy the Ghostbusters Xbox 360 game, whereby you upgraded your equipment by discarding the safety systems on them. No crafting, no parts required, just "Hey you know this thing that makes the pack safer? Let's take that off."
@hystericempress Aaaaaaaaagh
@hystericempress There wasn't an ounce of creativity in the first one, why put any into the name of the second?
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i am absolutely at the mercy of the world right now...
i'm STILL waiting on someone to HIRE ME, and i have no other income...
please, im begging y'all to help. i'm trying so hard to get on my own two feet here but like everything else in life, its not going my way just yet...
please...
paypal.me/plausocks
i'll be homeless soon enough, and so will my two partners and two cats...
@starkatt I generally try to remind my brain that I'm the most dangerous thing present. It generally reminds me back that I do not currently possess armored scales, gnashing teeth, or claws like scimitars.
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The local birds have apparently decided today is the day to VERY LOUDLY clean out our gutters looking for food.
@anthracite I have one simple rule in my life - if I meet a cute dragonpet in the park I should pet it. And I should favorite any art of that experience that happens. Two rules! Two simple rules!
(I love that one by the way :D )
re: cw: furry meta grumbling
@hystericempress Hey so I glued my hands together with modeling glue, do you know some good shoulder exercises to help me get my hands apart again?
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worldpol, guatemala
The people of Guatemala, rightly enraged over the fact that their government passed a budget driven by austerity, failing to provide promised funds for peace commissions after three major government bodies responsible for reconciliation after the atrocities of their decades-long civil war, removing funding for malnutrition and plague relief, and increasing lawmakers' stipends - burned Congress.
Missing touch a lot already...
@tfproxy Same, honestly. I could watch that scene on loop forever.
@hystericempress This is what true love is.
@anthracite Bite everything that needs to be bitten (or that you just wanna bite), swish your tail, rawr as much as you want, and arbitrarily declare whatever catches your eye as part of your hoard!
Holy bus.
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*patriotic kobold music*
being a kobold is about listening to your heart and trusting that you can cook popcorn with firecrackers
it's accepting that you don't ONE HUNDRED percent know that you're not going to wind up in the mirror universe until you launch yourself at the glass
it's giving an inspiring speech without having any idea why or who you're talking to
@hystericempress Both are good in their own places, but if I want an egg roll I WANT A GODDAMN EGG ROLL and it should be TERRIBLE for my health. Spring rolls are so I can pretend I'm making better choices. Egg rolls are for flinging myself headlong into deliciousness.
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I played exactly one pickup tabletop game at a game store, ever
a guy got mad at me for using NSEW directions on a map in a fantasy setting because “they’d have different names for it” so I scribbled some shit and handed him a map that had the directions:
Morth
South (pronounced “sooth”)
Squeast
Thwest
he gave me the world’s dirtiest look and 5 minutes later when I described something as being “about ten bmiles morth by morthsqueast of here” he left the table and walked out of the shop
I never saw him again
Okay but what if I were something lapsized and cute and nobody had anything to do today.
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- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
