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@jacel Look just because I've laid several hundred th-

oh, not that kind of egg. Oh.

food picture 

Me: There's gotta be something to do with all this slightly-stale bread that's left over at the end of the week besides just regular ol' toast.

12-year-old-me: FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST!

Me: if only there were something...

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Human teeth is so sensitive it can detect a single grain of sand 10 microns across and it uses this power solely to upset us.

@Phorm @anthracite So it's about time for another save then, isn't it? :D

@anthracite Trust nothing except a full manual save. XD

re: "Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things" but it's just me asking a series of increasingly horny, and genie-related, questions. 

@Phorm This is sort of like leading the djinness, but outside the courtroom.

@starkatt A ruler? Taller, but an inch is an inch and a cm is a cm everywhere....

work (- ???) 

Sometimes the best thing you can do is complain to your boss about a dev team.

I'm sorry guys, the solution to an issue with your cloud-based browser app not loading properly is not telling the customer to reinstall Windows.

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Hey everyone, me and my boyfriend @Stereoscopic need to replace our bed as soon as possible. We are both heavy so we need a sturdy, high end bed that will last us long and allow us to sleep well, as the poor quality of our sleep currently has a negative effect on our health and well-being.

We cannot afford such an expense by ourselves just now so we are making a PayPal pool if people want to help us. Please consider helping if you can!

paypal.me/pools/c/8uOjC6XfJq

Boosts appreciated.

re: :oh_no: 

@mawr We're currently on March 276th of 2020, what makes you think we're gonna get to December until 2021? XD

re: IC, vore 

@synbria Ah, good point. These mixed social situations are rarely easily negotiated.

re: cw: deep dream (oh no eyes everywhere) 

@mawr So many sky-coyotes!

Skyotes.

re: IC, vore 

@synbria Does it help if you tell them the perfumes or deodorants that you find least appetizing?

cw: "shada" joke, eye contact (painting) 

🖼

re: cw: 2020 

@Phorm @anthracite Well, that's a little better then, it's not gonna be advertising.

And the one vanished from Utah on the 27th and the other appeared in Romania on the 26th, so we know it's not teleporting!

re: cw: 2020 

@anthracite I'm just sitting over here waiting to find out it's a viral advertising campaign for somebody's AAA shooter game. <..<;;

@Taylor @kistaro Damned if it's not super evocative of the environment in question though. Makes me shiver just to think of it, ugh.

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