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Roses are red
except when another hue
Violets don't exist
It's a horticultural conspiracy

re: life as a sitcom character; cats; drugs; cold; time; genial MCU snark 

@zebratron2084 What about the floating glowing gemstone in the display case with the placard reading "INFINITY STONE"? Nobody seems to be talking about that one.

re: lewd furry art :over18: tits out, udder 

@chr Udders are underappreciated, it's good to see them on the front cover~

lewd furry art :over18: tits out, udder 

@chr yes good~

...Northwest, nearly north, four or five. Variable, three, in south-of-west. Showers in east, good. Sole, Lundy, Fastnet, Irish Sea. Northerly four to six, locally seven; decreasing three or four, locally five. Showers at first, good. Shannon, Rockall, Northwest...

@mawr @Doephin Parker sometimes has a little bit of a Charlie Brown thing going on...

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@mawr @Soreth We took Parker out for round 2! He got to cheat this time and mostly trot through the wheel ruts. :)

Then he met a GSD puppy and had some playtime. Which turned distressing for the poor boy when they got tangled in their leashes while wrestling

Snow update: My waterproof boots from LL Bean didn't even notice the snow. I already knew they were good, now I know they're _good_.

Also it's like six inches here and very pleasant to look at but quite a bit of effort to slog through. XD

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Sno.

The dog was very confused this morning as instead of letting him out for a pee in back, we took him for a walk. And then there was this cold chest deep white stuff?!

*shove shove bound trot bound bound PLOW*

Also half the stairs disappeared..the snow is so thick we only needed to take every other step o.O

@Phorm There is no fucking way that was an accident. It was INTENDED.

@anthracite @Phorm I'm just going to provide a single song here that launched a thousand kinky motherfuckers.

youtube.com/watch?v=pVzYS3Ga_j

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Need financial help, pretty urgent, please boost 

Hey there, I know I asked for helps only weeks ago but my situation has gotten worse (I got my unemployment benefits an entire week late) and now I’m in a REALLY tight spot. I’ve paid my rent but I really don’t have much left for the rest of this months’ expense.

Please if you can, I would really appreciate if you sent me some money. Any amount helps. If not, please boost this post, because that helps too

Thanks in advance!!

ko-fi.com/siphonay
paypal.com/siphonayAV

picture of fruit 

Mods are asleep, post pluots

@ihorner I really wouldn't say I'm "ready" for that, exactly... but I'm in as long as there's a "Stupid Pun Jar" in their apartment that gets a loonie every time someone drops a line like "Let's kick Tut!"

lyricposting, peter gabriel, mood (~-) 

This old familiar craving
I've been here before, this way of behaving
Don't know who the hell I'm saving anymore
Let it pass, let it go, let it leave
From the deepest place I grieve
This time I believe
And I let go ...

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