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He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire bottle of peppermint extract and passed out on the floor

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@xinjinmeng We can be Wuggly-Umps together!

Or at least menace children.

@xinjinmeng Oh hell yes! :D
Nice penwork, it does remind me of his style. ^^

...Wait. Are you the Wuggly-Ump? You have to say if you're the Wuggly-Ump.

@Phorm Oh, I remember that one from last year, it was a good one!

If you love someone, set them... no, that's not right.

If you love someone, feed them tacos.

@Taylor Oh no and here I've been burning them in this house that's all sealed up for winter with nowhere for the lingering scents to go except me~

Incense sticks that make you grow scaly tails the longer you burn them.

You're pretty sure you put that one out a while ago, but it looks like your tail is another foot longer now. Oh well, you can go make sure it's out later.

@starkatt It's not snow, but there ARE mice to pounce on.

re: media; snark 

@zebratron2084 @zx3 It took me a minute to catch that it was Takoma and not Tacoma - for a little while there I thought you were alluding to Tacoma trying to annex Seattle in order to take primacy in the state of WA again.

re: media; snark 

@zebratron2084 10) Creators never lie or have their characters say untrue things.

Not that I would ever do that in anything I do... ;)

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log4j is the official modding api for minecraft now

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@anthracite @Phorm Djinnkeeper! Another round of bigger tits and longer tails!

re: One of the stranger comments I've seen on genie porn 

@zebratron2084 @Phorm "I wish the tan M&Ms came back."

@ceralor That sounds like there'd be room for lots of friends!

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