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@Phorm "Dunno, probably eaten by creatures by now."

Note to self: "eaten by creatures" sounds SO much better in conversations than "I'm not sure where that is" or "I don't know."

"Hey, where's the 7mm socket?"
"Eaten by creatures."

"Say, whatever happened to Eisenhower, anyway?"
"Eaten by creatures."

re: art, suggestive clothing, multiparts 

@jacel Yesssssssss~

@mawr "Motel of the Mysteries" slowly rises up in the background...

Live fast, party hard, leave behind fossils that baffle the hell out of future paleontologists.

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The baker leaned over the counter to look into the wide eyes of the owner of a grubby outstretched palm full of assorted coins.

"Sweet-buns pwease, sir?" squeaked the kobold, dressed in a curly wig and remnants of a pretty smock, using it's best waif voice. It was a pretty good mimicry.

Well... a customer was a customer...

The baker counted the coins then wrapped five warm buns in paper, handing it over.

The kobold skipped away joyfully.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that I had a bunch of really weird fucked up dreams after watching Everything Everywhere All At Once and then going to bed. Did you know that you should never trust anyone trying to give you a copy of the Battleship game by the side of the road?

Yes, obviously they also know kung fu.

August 20th, 2022 - In Which a Shitpost Is Made

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request for assistance re: western WA housing 

Hey, my GF Rose and her two partners DD and Viv are potentially gonna lose their housing situation in two months— does anyone know of any good housing leads in Tacoma or Seattle? Anything would be HUGELY appreciated. DM me!

@Phorm Shit, I thought it was "Meds, Bed, and Crazy". I've been fucking it up all this time. D:

@mawr If you want the good ending you have to purchase the game a second time.

"This isn't even my final form!"*

*Final form requires DLC purchase for $9.95

@jacel ...but then how would I win the conversation?

@chr @fluxom_art@octodon.social Love that fashion and style!

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