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@anthracite @zebratron2084 I haven't seen that thread, but I know better than to go tempting the universe like that!

Porn I still haven't seen - someone getting off to someone else experiencing Enlightenment/Apotheosis

Operation: Stay Up Until I Don't Feel Shitty Anymore has sort of worked, but now it's almost 1am. and now that I don't feel shitty I do feel really tired and really want to go to bed.

re: in which I continue to toot WIPs of this big YCH, cw: cartoon butts and titties 

@anthracite Aaaaah yay, I love it, thank you! :D

food misinformation 

@kistaro It's not *really* Alfredo if you use someone named Alphonse.

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okay but really: Minecraft is way more culturally-relevant to actual kids than Joker from Persona 5 or Banjo and Kazooie are. I understand if you're salty that your fave didn't get a slot but please understand that jaded thirty-somethings are not the actual market for Smash

@orrery @mawr Home is a time, and not a place as it is commonly assumed to be.

@starkatt I like seeing that people are able to find enjoyment in the world right now, please keep on doing so.

re: Twitter, Transphobia (--) 

@Phorm @Doephin John Cleese is also sort of infamously a complete asshole. :|

I was supposed to be off an hour ago :/

aaaargh 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhh will this support call never fucking end, I am three hours into it with no sign of stopping

@irisjaycomics YOUNG BUN!
There are leaves all around
I said young bun!
Eat a leaf off the ground
I said young bun!
Won’t they make a cool sound
When you stuff! Them! In! Your! Leaf hole
It’s fun to chew on the
Leaves On The Ground!

re: further document of my ongoing collapse; shitpost 

@zebratron2084 Wait, aren't waffles invertebrates too? Don't they have an exoskeleton?

Shit, no wonder I failed bio last quarter

re: a further document of the collapse of my faculties in this the year of the plague; shitpost 

@zebratron2084 But somehow, not with 'trees' or 'Jason Vorhees'

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@Jacel I don't recognize this version of "Country Roads, Take Me Home"

re: cw: butts 

@Kyreeth @anthracite *stock footage of Women's Institute applauding*

re: dream, uspol, guns (---) 

@anthracite Yeah, that was a pretty fucked up start to the day o..x

re: dream, uspol, guns (---) 

@Oneironott Thanks. It's been a while, I guess I was due for another bad one. o..x;

Look at this asshole. No matter how many peanuts I put out on the porch they will never be satisfied.

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