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@xinjinmeng Fair 💜

In other jokey answers, how's "housework"? :D

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I'm glad April Fool is over, because now it can be April Magician. Then tomorrow it can be April High Priestess.

@anthracite Oh shit I love using your own tail for a ritual circle. :D :D :D

re: Furry art, lizard tits, NSFW 

@jacel Ooooh, very nice. :D

re: Out of Context Theater 

@Phorm *archaeologists suspiciously eyeing various of the plentitude of erected menhir*

re: Out of Context Theater 

@Phorm His dongus was carted away by vandals centuries ago and its whereabouts are unknown.

re: Out of Context Theater 

@Phorm So they're just, like, laying in the sand between his feet?

@kistaro "Hello. I am a crow. Please do not be concerned that I am obviously larger than a football. I am a crow. Give peanut please."

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Me: can I throw my rations into the mimic's maw
DM: uh. yes.
Me: okay so D&D Beyond says my rations include nuts and nuts are the most common allergen. Does the door have an allergic reaction.
DM: *rolling noises* ...no

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adventures in dog, drooling 

I am eating leftover chicken for lunch. The dog is Staring Longingly, but laying down nearby.

I offer him a small tidbit, but it's just out of his reach without getting up. I bring it closer to his snout but he still would have to get up to get it. More staring continues. Finally, I raise my hand and bring it closer to him. He tilts his muzzle up--

-- and two streams of drool just POUR from the sides of his mouth.

@anthracite Meanwhile, the call center employees are each of them screaming and endless discordant dirge. o..o

@Taylor It's important to open the muzzle and then make the noise. We must keep to the proper sequence of events! Synth maybe.

mindless surreality, eye contact from a not-real pirate 

Ask me how my day went! :D

@Phorm @anthracite No, that's just a purely normal state of being. Jung and Freud were both well aware of it, and it was a major cause of their big split-up; Jung said it was cool and he knew a big snake, and Freud said that obviously it was from childhood repression of some weird ophidian trauma and then did seven lines of coke and started screaming irrationally until Jung left to try the snake-bed.

I guess that's not super relevant, the point is more art and stuff with GIANT SNAKE TAILS.

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